"There's Something About Samlad"

**samlad** · 01-10-13, 16:35

Is there something about the illusive 'Samlad'? I wonder. What is it about me that Renatha Lopez finds so mysteriously fascinating? She said that she 'wants my worm' (is she talking about my winky?) and bombs my visitor messages with passionate prose and how much she wants to churn my 'hot milk'.

For all Renatha knows, I could look like this:

(Although I look like this, obviously

)

She has no idea, so what is it that Renatha finds so attractive? It can't be my personality, as I am a grade A douchbag, the sort of smug Simon Cowell type that we all love to think is a massive twat, but secretly we know things wouldn't be the same without. Does she like douchers? Is it because of my quick wit and charm

? Is it because I've never had my bottom violated?

What could it be, I wonder?

Whatever it is, she's not backing down until she gets what she wants!

**TonyB** · 01-10-13, 16:36

If anyone else said all that about you, they'd be banned.

**samlad** · 01-10-13, 16:38

Originally Posted by TonyB

If anyone else said all that about you, they'd be banned.

That's not the point

**Derrydoggystyle** · 01-10-13, 16:46

If she want you then she'll get you. Simple as that.

I feel sorry for you because......... she will wrecked your hole lol.

Haha that doesnt sound nice but true lol.

**patty** · 01-10-13, 16:50

Originally Posted by samlad

What could it be, I wonder?

Whatever it is, she's not backing down until she gets what she wants!

in the end she always gets what she wants

**samlad** · 01-10-13, 16:55

Originally Posted by Renatha Lopez

I'm in LOVE with you since the first time we chatted on april last year

I did not use the board at that time so I didnt know who was you... Just liked your voice and accent ( genuine english hihi ).

Hope we meet sometime for a coffee like friends ( let me bring the milk )

Mwahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Stay back, evil temptress!!!

**Deven** · 01-10-13, 17:11

Is this the new "Benin & Sophie" of EI

**2camp** · 01-10-13, 17:15

Is Sam English?

**wakka** · 01-10-13, 17:17

Originally Posted by samlad

Stay back, evil temptress!!!

Sam I cant help but notice that you're actually parting your bum cheeks ready for Renathas sneak attack from the Rear!! lol

**ladiesman217** · 01-10-13, 21:07

Originally Posted by TonyB

If anyone else said all that about you, they'd be banned.

I beg to differ. Feckin' bollix hasn't banned me yet (not without prior consulting me of course).

*cough*

Originally Posted by Deven

Is this the new "Benin & Sophie" of EI

Ehh?? That was so long ago, that Doc was still riding dinosaurs instead of sheep!

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