Funny moments - Escorts & Clients ?!

[Godwasgenerous]

Folks,

I am sure, between us all, we could write several books between us all on the 'funny moments' that we have had in Escort Community lands ... This one Gomes to Clients & Escorts ...I'll start the ball rolling ...

1) When I was much more naive as a client, a few years ago, I was very keen on this 'Russian girl'. So I duly learnt off aloud if Russian phrases ...just to show her that I was making an effort. I even had the phonetics right ! Got there one day, all ready, tried a few phrases ....and got a blank face ...yes ...she was Rumanian ! We had a great laugh

2) One time, with a lovely little Brazilian girl, who we all know and love ....we had such an athletic session, that the bed took flight across the room on casters and banged against the wall. Anybody guess, who this little Brazilian beauty was ..dare you to admit it !

3) I was friendly with this lovely girl from Transylvania who, in the shower with me one day ( I love that, by the way !)' turned around and said that she had vampire fangs ...and tried to shock me ! Weeks later, in the shower again she was soaping herself and turned around to do me ( like she does ) and I had this pair of joke vampire fangs on .... she nearly jumped out of the shower with fright ! Haha ! Touche ....we had a good laugh again !

4) One time, with a lovely Spanish girl, I jumped into her bed ..which we ha d previously joked about ...and didn't realise that her cat was in the bed ! It screeched, scratched me ( hard to explain when I went home !) and went out at 100mph out the door. My Spanish friend nearly wet herself with laughter

5) Another time, again in the shower ... with a lovely Rumanian girl, a friend if hers came into the bathroom and took a picture of my GWG 'junior' ...fir her friends, as she had heard about it ...this resulted in an unexpected outcome .... A foursome ...her friends too !!

I am sure my examples are boring compared to what you lot have out there ...come on ....spill !!

GWG

[jack78]

Folks,

I am sure, between us all, we could write several books between us all on the 'funny moments' that we have had in Escort Community lands ... This one Gomes to Clients & Escorts ...I'll start the ball rolling ...

1) When I was much more naive as a client, a few years ago, I was very keen on this 'Russian girl'. So I duly learnt off aloud if Russian phrases ...just to show her that I was making an effort. I even had the phonetics right ! Got there one day, all ready, tried a few phrases ....and got a blank face ...yes ...she was Rumanian ! We had a great laugh

2) One time, with a lovely little Brazilian girl, who we all know and love ....we had such an athletic session, that the bed took flight across the room on casters and banged against the wall. Anybody guess, who this little Brazilian beauty was ..dare you to admit it !

3) I was friendly with this lovely girl from Transylvania who, in the shower with me one day ( I love that, by the way !)' turned around and said that she had vampire fangs ...and tried to shock me ! Weeks later, in the shower again she was soaping herself and turned around to do me ( like she does ) and I had this pair of joke vampire fangs on .... she nearly jumped out of the shower with fright ! Haha ! Touche ....we had a good laugh again !

4) One time, with a lovely Spanish girl, I jumped into her bed ..which we ha d previously joked about ...and didn't realise that her cat was in the bed ! It screeched, scratched me ( hard to explain when I went home !) and went out at 100mph out the door. My Spanish friend nearly wet herself with laughter

5) Another time, again in the shower ... with a lovely Rumanian girl, a friend if hers came into the bathroom and took a picture of my GWG 'junior' ...fir her friends, as she had heard about it ...this resulted in an unexpected outcome .... A foursome ...her friends too !!

I am sure my examples are boring compared to what you lot have out there ...come on ....spill !!

GWG

Wow you really should write a book---- once upon a time in a land far far away........ Big cock, foursome, bla, bla, Lovely girls,bla

[NoBrain2]

Ah ffs that last one you're just showing off lol

[NoBrain2]

Wow you really should write a book---- once upon a time in a land far far away........ Big cock, foursome, bla, bla, Lovely girls,bla

And I suppose your threads are a lot more interesting

[twentyeight]

I had a particular incident when i left my watch at this gorgeous hungarian escort's apartment during my first visit with her. During my next visit, I made sure I didn't forget my watch but while I was just about to leave the place, she gave me such an amazing steamy kiss that I forgot to wear my shoes which she noticed when i had stepped out the door we had a good laugh about it later on

[jack78]

And I suppose your threads are a lot more interesting

Maybe, maybe not, this could be a good thread but come on, do you believe that spoof about being in an escorts shower and her friends being so impressed with his dong that they all jump onto a bed and wait for a good seeing to???

[screwloose]

Folks,

I am sure, between us all, we could write several books between us all on the 'funny moments' that we have had in Escort Community lands ... This one Gomes to Clients & Escorts ...I'll start the ball rolling ...

1) When I was much more naive as a client, a few years ago, I was very keen on this 'Russian girl'. So I duly learnt off aloud if Russian phrases ...just to show her that I was making an effort. I even had the phonetics right ! Got there one day, all ready, tried a few phrases ....and got a blank face ...yes ...she was Rumanian ! We had a great laugh

2) One time, with a lovely little Brazilian girl, who we all know and love ....we had such an athletic session, that the bed took flight across the room on casters and banged against the wall. Anybody guess, who this little Brazilian beauty was ..dare you to admit it !

3) I was friendly with this lovely girl from Transylvania who, in the shower with me one day ( I love that, by the way !)' turned around and said that she had vampire fangs ...and tried to shock me ! Weeks later, in the shower again she was soaping herself and turned around to do me ( like she does ) and I had this pair of joke vampire fangs on .... she nearly jumped out of the shower with fright ! Haha ! Touche ....we had a good laugh again !

4) One time, with a lovely Spanish girl, I jumped into her bed ..which we ha d previously joked about ...and didn't realise that her cat was in the bed ! It screeched, scratched me ( hard to explain when I went home !) and went out at 100mph out the door. My Spanish friend nearly wet herself with laughter

5) Another time, again in the shower ... with a lovely Rumanian girl, a friend if hers came into the bathroom and took a picture of my GWG 'junior' ...fir her friends, as she had heard about it ...this resulted in an unexpected outcome .... A foursome ...her friends too !!

I am sure my examples are boring compared to what you lot have out there ...come on ....spill !!

GWG

I'm out! I cant Top that

[NoBrain2]

Maybe, maybe not, this could be a good thread but come on, do you believe that spoof about being in an escorts shower and her friends being so impressed with his dong that they all jump onto a bed and wait for a good seeing to???

Well he probably had his wallet with him lol

[Godwasgenerous]

Maybe, maybe not, this could be a good thread but come on, do you believe that spoof about being in an escorts shower and her friends being so impressed with his dong that they all jump onto a bed and wait for a good seeing to???

I wouldn't have believed it either ...only I was there !!

[Yamser]

Not many funny moments but the girls have a good giggle when they see my cock lol