Funny moments - Escorts & Clients ?!

[Fitzy]

Lol .......... You're the outdoorsie type then Fitzy. Gardens, sunshine etc

So much fun and adventure to be had in the great out doors Wolfie man you just have to use your imagination

[wolfie]

.............. but just watch where you throw yer shirt

[Fitzy]

.............. but just watch where you throw yer shirt

Lol Wolfie the passion of the moment where my shirt landed was the last thing on my mind , my attitude feck it worry about it later

[wolfie]

Atta boy Fitzy

[xagerate]

Arranged a meeting with an infamous lady from here.
Rang to say i was delayed (Atm,s never work when you are horny!)
She was delayed too and wasnt home yet but apparently just down the road from where i was.Told her i was goin into shop (for Atm) and id leave the car unlocked so hop in and ill give her a lift back.
Waiting in the car for 5 mins after i was finished ,still no sign of her ...........rang her and "Im in the car baby" was the reply.
"Oh no youre not "i had to say...................Whats the chances of 2 similar cars bein left unlocked not 30 metres from each other!
She was in the same colour car,same make but different model and she was like a greyhound when she made her exit from it.
Best part was she left in such a hurry she left a shopping bag in the front footwell and didnt realise till she was gonna show me what she had just bought.
Id say the other guy/woman is still scratching their head

[2timesin30]

A few years back i meet a gorgeous young lady, who shall remain nameless, as she is still active on this site. So we had a great session culminating with her on top giving it socks til we both came ( i think, but maybe not), anyway she lay on top of me as we recovered, which i thought was a nice touch. This went on for a few minutes til i realised she was fast asleep. I tried to gently arouse her but no joy, so i had to discretely extracate myself from underneath her. Tried again to subtley wake her but she was well and truely in the land of nod, so i got dressed and left.

[Lilian]

Years back I went to a friends childs baptism and had a real good time , yawn ....

one week later I opened the door to let an appointment in and Oh hell guess who stood there eyes poping out of his head .....

The priest from the baptism!!

Totally shocked he obviously remembered me and asked what I was doing here

I told him I work here and what about you?

He just turned and run litteraly run!

It was so funny , at least for me :-)

[Gorgeous Nikole]

I had a particular incident when i left my watch at this gorgeous hungarian escort's apartment during my first visit with her. During my next visit, I made sure I didn't forget my watch but while I was just about to leave the place, she gave me such an amazing steamy kiss that I forgot to wear my shoes which she noticed when i had stepped out the door we had a good laugh about it later on

So so funny.

[dob]

Thankful nothing too funny/embarrassing happened to me while pursuing my hobby.
Only too incidents spring to mind.

After a passionate session I got off the bed and stood on the lady's cat (only her paw, but she squealed a bit)

Another occasion while going for the door my lady friend grabbed me by the shirt to pull me in for a good night kiss, but she tore the front of the shirt.