Funny moments - Escorts & Clients ?!

**JAMESCORK** · 24-09-13, 14:31

Originally Posted by Doll 34 DD

omg Fitzy

I cant stop laughing ... ...

Sexbomb.. See, we keep telling you you are too hot...

**Doll 34 DD** · 24-09-13, 14:33

Originally Posted by JAMESCORK

Sexbomb.. See, we keep telling you you are too hot...

babes...we was on fire

**JAMESCORK** · 24-09-13, 14:34

Originally Posted by Doll 34 DD

babes...we was on fire

Ye would make a good couple then.... lol

**Doll 34 DD** · 24-09-13, 14:36

Originally Posted by JAMESCORK

Ye would make a good couple then.... lol

Can u imagine?me and Fitzy?

we would never get old....

**JAMESCORK** · 24-09-13, 14:38

Originally Posted by Doll 34 DD

Can u imagine?me and Fitzy?

we would never get old....

I dont have to imagine it... pmsl..

**Doll 34 DD** · 24-09-13, 14:40

Originally Posted by JAMESCORK

I dont have to imagine it... pmsl..

lollll

**scankman** · 24-09-13, 15:06

Originally Posted by Doll 34 DD

Can u imagine?me and Fitzy?

we would never get old....

Daria believe you me hanging around fitzy puts years on you , unless of course you as mad as he is

**scankman** · 24-09-13, 15:13

Originally Posted by Fitzy

It was a warm sunny day a couple of months ago , I was in the living room of an escorts apartment , we were kissing passionately jasus I thought your wan is a right little goer . Anyways the back door was open to the garden , I thought if I could get her outside we could shag on the lawn . Slowly but surely we were getting closer to the garden , she stops Fitz take your top off she whispers in my ear , jasus I didn't have to be asked twice , I threw my shirt over my shoulder , it was full on at this point , the only thing on my mind was a shag in the garden with the warm sunshine beating down. She screams fitzy what have you done , I turned around my shirt was on fire , when I threw my shirt over my shoulder it landed on a scented candle and caught fire . Lol just as well we didn't make it out to the garden our the fire brigade would have had to be called out imagine trying to explain that to the fire chief .

Ffs Fitz some things never chance mate

**newballsplease** · 24-09-13, 16:35

Some time ago I was visiting a lady one evening,I parked my car in a nearby mulit storey car park,met the lady,had a great time
ran a little over time,I got back to the car park to get my car and it was closed!!!! with my car inside,I had to get a train and a
taxi home,then the following morning I had to phone work,pretend I was sick,travel back into town for my car,as if that was'nt
bad enough I had to pay an overnight parking fee on top of the normal parking fee,now that was an expensive night out!!!!

**Doll 34 DD** · 24-09-13, 16:41

Originally Posted by scankman

Daria believe you me hanging around fitzy puts years on you , unless of course you as mad as he is

ahh man,you know how we are ...

Thread: Funny moments - Escorts & Clients ?!

Thread Tools

Search Thread

Display

The Following User Says Thank You to JAMESCORK For This Useful Post:

The Following 2 Users Say Thank You to Doll 34 DD For This Useful Post:

The Following 4 Users Say Thank You to Doll 34 DD For This Useful Post:

The Following 2 Users Say Thank You to JAMESCORK For This Useful Post:

The Following 3 Users Say Thank You to scankman For This Useful Post:

The Following 2 Users Say Thank You to scankman For This Useful Post:

The Following 6 Users Say Thank You to newballsplease For This Useful Post:

The Following User Says Thank You to Doll 34 DD For This Useful Post:

Posting Permissions