Originally Posted by
scatlover
Simple solution to this dilemma. Just make sure you've got a (credibly) full carrier bag from Tesco/Supervalu in one hand and a crutch or stick in the other. This kind of profile is rarely going in the direction of sexual services... Then, walk, purposely with the head down. Better still, stumbling along with a Zimmer frame. If/when the escort asks you are you **** and so..what happened you can say you had a nasty accident (just now,) leaving the store. To complete the package offer her some of your multi-pack crisp selection or even a Jacob's fig roll and ramble on about the speed of the emergency services/efficiency of the H.S.E. and didn't she pick the right country to need medical care/enjoy the water(sports.) Or....fling the shopping down on her bed and cry, "would that cover a blow job then?" If you get away with all this then you deserve some tantric sex on the walking frame.