Laughing time honeys :-DThat Defensive look you get when you're offering a shower :-)

[Kendra]

That Defensive "I'm not taking a shower and you're not gonna make me" look you get from some customers when you offer them a shower hahahaha. I must admit I always have a chuckle when this happens.I would love to know from a punter's point of view,like what goes through your mind when we ask if you would like a shower,like do you feel we are forcing?I'd love to hear from other Escorts as well about their experience.

Experiences

I have a number of experiences I could mention but only got time for 1 cause I have a client due.

So a couple of weeks ago one of my clients was STINKING so I politely asked him if he'd like to use the bathroom, he declined then mentioned he'd just came straight from work so I said well in that case would you mind popping in the shower and freshening up for me? He said ok.

So I take him to the bathroom, I start running the shower for him, I give him a nice white, fluffy, wonderful smelling towel and point to the gents shower gel/gents deodorant/mouthwash etc etc etc and I even closed the door behind me.

10 minutes later I hear the shower going off, he comes and join's me in the bedroom where I've got him an ice cold drink ready and awaiting. He comes back FULLY CLOTHED in those SMELLY, DIRTY CLOTHES. I though surely he wouldn't have a shower then put his clothes back on so I go into the bathroom and notice he HASNT been in the shower at all and the nice white, fluffy towel I gave him is still sitting nicely folded where I left it

So I went back in and said did you not use the shower? He said NO I didn't think I needed one, I said well I beg to differ and in that case you cant expect me to get close and intimate with you in a way I would with a client who was fresh for me. I said I am freshly showered for you so its the least you could do especially when your shower time was on MY time.

I should have kicked him out there and then for the sheer disrespect but I though feck it, he's already wasted enough of my time for me to turn him and his money away.

I wonder how they would like it if I had a fishy fanny and smelly pits? Or it was clear I hadn't showered all day between my clients? Hmmmmmp!!

I do seem to attract these guys though, I think because I don't do OWO they just assume they don't need to be clean for me since I aint gonna be sucking them off without a condom but there really is more to personal hygiene than a clean cock.

I suppose if they don't have enough self respect to be clean for themselves then theres very little chance they are gonna have enough respect for me to be clean.

[kinkylorry]

Experiences

I have a number of experiences I could mention but only got time for 1 cause I have a client due.

So a couple of weeks ago one of my clients was STINKING so I politely asked him if he'd like to use the bathroom, he declined then mentioned he'd just came straight from work so I said well in that case would you mind popping in the shower and freshening up for me? He said ok.

So I take him to the bathroom, I start running the shower for him, I give him a nice white, fluffy, wonderful smelling towel and point to the gents shower gel/gents deodorant/mouthwash etc etc etc and I even closed the door behind me.

10 minutes later I hear the shower going off, he comes and join's me in the bedroom where I've got him an ice cold drink ready and awaiting. He comes back FULLY CLOTHED in those SMELLY, DIRTY CLOTHES. I though surely he wouldn't have a shower then put his clothes back on so I go into the bathroom and notice he HASNT been in the shower at all and the nice white, fluffy towel I gave him is still sitting nicely folded where I left it

So I went back in and said did you not use the shower? He said NO I didn't think I needed one, I said well I beg to differ and in that case you cant expect me to get close and intimate with you in a way I would with a client who was fresh for me. I said I am freshly showered for you so its the least you could do especially when your shower time was on MY time.

I should have kicked him out there and then for the sheer disrespect but I though feck it, he's already wasted enough of my time for me to turn him and his money away.

I wonder how they would like it if I had a fishy fanny and smelly pits? Or it was clear I hadn't showered all day between my clients? Hmmmmmp!!

I do seem to attract these guys though, I think because I don't do OWO they just assume they don't need to be clean for me since I aint gonna be sucking them off without a condom but there really is more to personal hygiene than a clean cock.

I suppose if they don't have enough self respect to be clean for themselves then theres very little chance they are gonna have enough respect for me to be clean.

Haaaaaahaha Kendra you've made my night I'm in stitches :-D What an experience

[Davidgolf]

"FISHY FANNY " lol, i always treat any visit to an escort as i would a date with any woman, i,m showered, clean shaven, teeth brushed , etc and even at that, if a lady asks me if i want to freshen up i,ll take another shower .
That way she knows i,m clean, and i know the action in the bed will be all the dirtier.

[Kendra]

Lorry it was rank and it seriously pissed me off but I've had worse than him. I mean with the likes of the guy I just described, what else could I have done? Placed him in the shower, under the water myself?

Someone suggested a good incentive for the shower phobes is to offer a shared shower or bath but I think shared showers are quite intimate so I wouldn't feel comfortable doing that and I defo wouldn't want to steep myself in they're dirty bath water. YUCK!

[kinkylorry]

Lorry it was rank and it seriously pissed me off but I've had worse than him. I mean with the likes of the guy I just described, what else could I have done? Placed him in the shower, under the water myself?

Someone suggested a good incentive for the shower phobes is to offer a shared shower or bath but I think shared showers are quite intimate so I wouldn't feel comfortable doing that and I defo wouldn't want to steep myself in they're dirty bath water. YUCK!

Shame hun you were definately too nice in that situation,thumbs up to you,stay positive

[kinkylorry]

Whats even more funny is how that defensive look completely disappear when you offer the shower again after the treatment hahaha.Dont let the bugs bite hunnies sweet dreams :-)

[ladiesman217]

Some men are pigs.

Wait I retract that statement, as it's offensive to actual pigs. Oink!

[Rocker123]

Haaaahahaha you're too sweet hun,am glad you shared what goes through mind when offered a shower.

Well its the truth. That is what I think. No problem! lol

[Lucy Chambers]

I find the initial shower offer goes down ok, it's when you send them back in again for another try because they have dodged the soap that can cause the confusion

[Cable87]

Always sorry to hear about you ladies having to deal with stinky clients, particularly the ones that refuse to or give hassle about being asked to shower. Here's a thought which might allow you ladies to handle this situation a bit more diplomatically, so as to at least cut back on these unfortunate and embarrassing situations:

How the subject of showering and cleanliness is brought up between you and the client is key. Let's take 2 examples, one of a guy that does look (and smell) like he probably DID just have a shower at home right before coming to see you; he seems clean enough to you already, so you might not 'insist' that he take a shower, but you want to let him know that he CAN avail of a shower if he should CHOOSE to do so. Simply tell this guy "you can shower if you would like to", but you don't need to insist if you think he's already clean. If he does shower again, then no problem; if he doesn't and he was already showered right before coming to see you (as I typically try to do when I'm off for a punt), then just as well.


But for the obviously stinky client who shows up at your door in desperate need to a spraying down (who would actually go to an escort in that state, I wonder!?), you can tell him that you have a policy that ALL your clients are asked/required to shower beforehand, otherwise NO SERVICE will be allowed/given. You can tell him: "It's my policy that I ask that all my clients are nice and freshly clean for me before we start." If the smelly guy is told that it's policy that ALL CLIENTS are required to shower, then he will be less likely to take the request personally, and hopefully won't be offended by the request or the insinuation that he stinks, and will go and shower for you with little or no hassle.

Use you own judgement and discretion with each client as they come in. Let us know if the hassle continues or not.