Originally Posted by
bollocks
For a start I would get a sheet of 8x4 plywood and design a coffin for a few euro. Then I would organise the hire of a JCB for a future date to dig a grave on the cheap. I would then pm all my friends on Ei and send them an invitaion with RSVP so that I could plan who would come on the date ( to be announced). ANd of course I would ask Sam to say a few words in the mortuary chapel. on my behalf, like what a good bad boy I had been............. and invite all the visitors to a local hotel where they could fuck all night,.............. as I looked down on them fro heaven ........where I would be with all them virgins, or even angels, or God forbid, prostitutes in a former life.