Westside - Preparing For My Date
I throw on my best adidas tracksuit bottoms cost me 20 quid off some fella I met in an alley they smell like piss but they are really nice !!! I put on my favourite shirt eric contona united jersey its a few years old but with the collar up I look so hot !! Me new nike trainers the only thing is you can see me socks but they are clean, I try to put the effort in and accesorise my look so a nice cap with a 90 degree angle does the job. I am feeling really confident now so I lash on my gold chains and my few rings, I spray the lynx (I plan on getting lucky).
For the gift whatever will i get her hmmm maybe a nice box of chocs and flowers
So a quick stop off to get aldi's finest chocs they all taste like shit in the mouth, and stop off at a garage to get half dead smelling of petrol flowers.
Owww westie you shouldnt have you oul romantic you !!!
I like to think there's a sexyfukka in all of us.