I like your honesty too baby, and I've got a hard on now after reading your post.
The loss of ones sex drive should not be viewed with despondency. Afterall, when we think with our dicks, we usually make silly decisions and end up spending a fortune. A flagging sex drive is a good thing to have in a recession; finances are spent sensibly and new opportunities for enjoying oneself are explored.
On an ecological note: Make your dicks redundant and save the planet.