I know that this old hoary chestnut gets aired from time to time and I apologize for bringing it up yet again, but it is an important subject for many of us and should be so for all of us.

I would never arrange an in or outcall, or have intimate relations with any woman for that matter, without first having a proper shower or bath. However, I am also pleased when an escort insists that I have another shower before the service is provided. I for one am not afraid of water and would see this as an issue of having respect for both oneself and the other person. From my own observations, any of the escorts that I know well, always shower before and after a meeting.

I would therefore appeal to all escorts, to insist that a client takes a proper shower on their premises before services are provided. Ideally the clock should only start ticking after the shower is completed and action commences.

Equally, I would like to make the same appeal to clients. In fact, I would encourage clients to use the review facility, to include a sentence, as to whether the escort insisted on you taking a shower beforehand (ideally taken together, as it is a great ice-breaker) or whether she is happy to shag the great unwashed masses. If she is providing services such as OWO, CIM and rimming, then the importance of hygiene cannot be overstated, and the rest of us may like to be aware of this when choosing an escort.

I know that some people may be into eau-de-la-manure. For those I suggest Farmyard Sex.

As always, the views of members would be greatly appreciated.

Yours etc.