I enjoy the finer things in life for instance watching jenny jones to see the slutty girls while gorging on a tin can of pineapple yummy

I would like to think I'm atheltic as in i sit on my arse watching football and scratch my hole.

I will shag your sister but thats only because I'm a free spirit.

I love cuddling mainly because I cant seem to get my langer up these days.

I would consider myself somewhat poetic,when im piss drunk in a night club i like to write dirty limericks in the crapper that has to count

If you would love to know more about me please get back to me asap I will love you forever

P.S I am very very fat, grey and hairy but that just means im huggable