Cunnilingus (how to please a woman)

[Luna Nueva]

Luna and Monique will you 2 sexy ladies teach me how to do this ? Maybe guide my head in the right direction even tho I haven't done it this year but still I won't say no to learning with yee I bet you girls would laugh at me for been so shy

Mer, read that blog, and start parcticing with a pie, or a fruit salat... And i could give you a test when i will be back.

Mer, I feel it is my duty to warn you that going against those 2 ladies alone could well be hazardous to your health. That is why I am willing to put my life on the line and follow you into the field of..... *cough* battle with these 2 fair maidens!

awhh you both know we love ya!!!! The battle should be only in bed !!!

[mer]

Mer, read that blog, and start parcticing with a pie, or a fruit salat... And i could give you a test when i will be back.



awhh you both know we love ya!!!! The battle should be only in bed !!!

Somebody will catch me then licking a pie with my hands down my pants

But sure be worth it ehh right I shall get practising my licking

[Luna Nueva]

Great Blog Luna.After reading this and asking a certain lady we both know what she likes the results have been amazing.(i think anyway)

Great! Glad it helped it is a very interesting article

[mer]

I may become a master at this cause my willy is too small and useless it's only good for doing a wee wee so I will have to make up for it in other ways

[Curvaceous Kate]

I may become a master at this cause my willy is too small and useless it's only good for doing a wee wee so I will have to make up for it in other ways

That's why we like the smaller guys lol xxx

[mer]

That's why we like the smaller guys lol xxx

Aww thanks hun I feel so much better now lol

[godeeper]

I know you want the positive, but can I dwell on the negative?

Things not to do, which I think would be universal unless you are told otherwise, as after all I guess we all have our own kinks!

Some men lean all their head weight on to the pelvic bone and then start bunting vigorously. This is really uncomfortable and any pleasure derived from the licking is taken away from the pain of the heavy head, which can also bruise. Please do not rest your head on any part of her body while doing this. It can hurt!

Biting! Please be very very careful if you are going to try to nibble, in fact probably best not to at all unless you are very expert and know what you are doing. Don't forget that you are not likely to be the only sexual experience for the lady you are with that day, which means she may be hyper sensitive or you may make her hyper sensitive for the rest of the day and if you do accidentally hurt her, then she can't work and she is not going to thank you for that. If in doubt, ask!

Don't carry on regardless! Some men don't listen to the ladies body at all and if she asks you to do something else, it is likely because what you are doing she is not enjoying. Take the hint and don't go back to bad habits if you are told something is not working. Other ladies may have told you they love it, but we are all different and that does not follow for the lady you are with.

Fingers! When you go for that shower, make sure your hands are properly washed, as lots of things can be hiding under your nails. If there is a nail brush there, use it!

Nails! Please, please, please make sure they are not too long and no jagged edges and clean. You can do a lot of damage if they are not and sometimes the damage shows up days later, so can not always be detected.

Tip with fingers, although not all the girls will want g-spot stimulation. Instead of putting your finger in straight and moving up and down, put a slight bend in your finger, so the tip acts as a pressure point against the wall of the vagina. Then instead of just going up and down add like a little royal wave to the motion. Start gentle and slowly build it up, but not too firm or you will hurt her. For me this often results in me gushing, but it can also result in the most glorious orgasm.

The technique should work universally, it it the pressure and how fast/deep you move your finger that will differ, as our bodies are not all the same on the inside and we have different levels of sensitivity.

One more thing about the tongue. Use it like a finger, use the muscles in your tongue so that there is some firmness to the touch (note firmness, not aggression) if the tongue is loose and limp, it doesn't really give much feeling and it does help if it wet down there, but not too wet, or that can feel weird.

Now I have my pet hates out he way I can open my legs with confidence! lol

If all women were the same, life would be simpler but very boring. I would make some additional suggestions to other guys who are giving oral sex to any woman that they have just met, be it an escort or a girl that you just met in a bar.

1. Always be well shaved. A stubbly beard can do major damage to the delicate vaginal lips and inside thighs of a woman. Some women may like it 'rough' but certainly not escorts who have to look good for the next client. If you are visiting an escort, you will need at least an hour if you are to have a really fulfilling GFE session

2. When visiting an escort, go and shower your genitals even though you have showered only an hour before. Use the mouthwash even though you only brushed your teeth an hour before. It is a matter of gaining the respect and confidence of the escort. You need this if the escort is to relax and enjoy having sex with you, especially oral sex.

3. Never go directly for the vagina. A woman needs to be sexually receptive before you make this step. You may be horny as hell but a woman needs foreplay. I do not need to explain this but you should spend time caressing the bum and inside of the thighs. You should finish by gently massaging the mons area and then sliding your fingers lower to massage the outer lips of the vagina. While this is going on you will have been kissing the woman's lips, neck, ears, throat, etc. Then move your lips down the woman's body, pausing at the nipples, belly button etc. Spend a minute to kiss the inside thighs and around the vagina. Do not be afraid to tease her a little. Finish by kissing the mons area and then slowly and delicately slide your tongue down over the clitoris. it is to be hoped that you will be rewarded with a large intake of breath by the woman. This will tell you that she is receptive and you have her full attention. If the woman reacts as if you have just tickled her, then you must retrace your steps and reconsider your approach although this should only happen if you have been too rushed or crude in your foreplay.

4. Never let your teeth anywhere near the clitoris of a woman that does not know you. The chances are that it will make her apprehensive rather than excite her. Leave this for the next time you see her.

5. Take it slowly. A woman has to build to an orgasm and generally this takes longer with someone that she is not familiar with. make it clear to the woman that you are enjoying what you are doing. Any display of impatience will be counter productive.

6. Go easy on the clitoris until the later stages. You should be able to tell from the tensions and vibrations in the woman's body, small muscle spasms, involuntary hip movements, increased respiration rate, protrusion of the clitoris etc. that the woman is climbing to a peak even though it is probably not a peak that will result in orgasm. Women vary greatly in the signs that they exhibit but there should be enough there for you to sense her excitement. This is the time to focus more on the clitoris.

7. Always have the index and middle finger on one hand filed 'to the bone'. You should be able to lick and suck your finger without feeling the nail. I tend not to use fingers with women that I do not know unless requested or I sense that oral alone is not achieving the level of excitement required for orgasm. If I am going to introduce a finger to proceedings, I would offer the finger to the woman to suck on so that she knows what is coming and can lubricate the finger with her saliva rather than yours. Most women react badly to a guy spitting on his finger and then shoving it inside her. As always, take it slowly.
It is a little more difficult to lick/suck the woman while you are fingering her. I would normally have my spare hand on the woman's mons during oral sex but it is a necessity when fingering the woman as the spare hand can gently push up the mons which in turn will cause the clitoris to be more exposed and accessible.

8. Most women will have some hip movement and spasms at the peaks of excitement. With some it is like trying to ride a bucking bronco. All you can do is try to stay latched on as best you can. It is important that you use your lips to give good cushioning to your teeth or you could hurt the woman in the inevitable collisions.

9. When sucking on the woman's clitoris and lips, try to use small rapid on/off suctions.

10. Once you are sure that .a woman has entered the orgasmic phase you should ease off on the clitoris but continue with the finger. I find that it is best to quickly but gently replace your finger with your cock and slowly fuck the woman. If you can do this relatively seamlessly, it will extend the orgasmic waves in the woman and make for a great fuck. This is especially good for any man out there who is concerned about premature ejaculation as the woman will be very receptive to feeling the man cum quickly.


This may all seem like a lot of work but if you want the ultimate GFE, then you must provide the best BFE. As the saying goes; It takes two to tango!! For any man, the main attraction of sex has to be giving pleasure to the woman and feeling that the woman is enjoying giving pleasure in return. Other than that, you would be best advised to stay home, watch porn and have a wank.

[Stephanie]

If all women were the same, life would be simpler but very boring. I would make some additional suggestions to other guys who are giving oral sex to any woman that they have just met, be it an escort or a girl that you just met in a bar.

1. Always be well shaved. A stubbly beard can do major damage to the delicate vaginal lips and inside thighs of a woman. Some women may like it 'rough' but certainly not escorts who have to look good for the next client. If you are visiting an escort, you will need at least an hour if you are to have a really fulfilling GFE session

2. When visiting an escort, go and shower your genitals even though you have showered only an hour before. Use the mouthwash even though you only brushed your teeth an hour before. It is a matter of gaining the respect and confidence of the escort. You need this if the escort is to relax and enjoy having sex with you, especially oral sex.

3. Never go directly for the vagina. A woman needs to be sexually receptive before you make this step. You may be horny as hell but a woman needs foreplay. I do not need to explain this but you should spend time caressing the bum and inside of the thighs. You should finish by gently massaging the mons area and then sliding your fingers lower to massage the outer lips of the vagina. While this is going on you will have been kissing the woman's lips, neck, ears, throat, etc. Then move your lips down the woman's body, pausing at the nipples, belly button etc. Spend a minute to kiss the inside thighs and around the vagina. Do not be afraid to tease her a little. Finish by kissing the mons area and then slowly and delicately slide your tongue down over the clitoris. it is to be hoped that you will be rewarded with a large intake of breath by the woman. This will tell you that she is receptive and you have her full attention. If the woman reacts as if you have just tickled her, then you must retrace your steps and reconsider your approach although this should only happen if you have been too rushed or crude in your foreplay.

4. Never let your teeth anywhere near the clitoris of a woman that does not know you. The chances are that it will make her apprehensive rather than excite her. Leave this for the next time you see her.

5. Take it slowly. A woman has to build to an orgasm and generally this takes longer with someone that she is not familiar with. make it clear to the woman that you are enjoying what you are doing. Any display of impatience will be counter productive.

6. Go easy on the clitoris until the later stages. You should be able to tell from the tensions and vibrations in the woman's body, small muscle spasms, involuntary hip movements, increased respiration rate, protrusion of the clitoris etc. that the woman is climbing to a peak even though it is probably not a peak that will result in orgasm. Women vary greatly in the signs that they exhibit but there should be enough there for you to sense her excitement. This is the time to focus more on the clitoris.

7. Always have the index and middle finger on one hand filed 'to the bone'. You should be able to lick and suck your finger without feeling the nail. I tend not to use fingers with women that I do not know unless requested or I sense that oral alone is not achieving the level of excitement required for orgasm. If I am going to introduce a finger to proceedings, I would offer the finger to the woman to suck on so that she knows what is coming and can lubricate the finger with her saliva rather than yours. Most women react badly to a guy spitting on his finger and then shoving it inside her. As always, take it slowly.
It is a little more difficult to lick/suck the woman while you are fingering her. I would normally have my spare hand on the woman's mons during oral sex but it is a necessity when fingering the woman as the spare hand can gently push up the mons which in turn will cause the clitoris to be more exposed and accessible.

8. Most women will have some hip movement and spasms at the peaks of excitement. With some it is like trying to ride a bucking bronco. All you can do is try to stay latched on as best you can. It is important that you use your lips to give good cushioning to your teeth or you could hurt the woman in the inevitable collisions.

9. When sucking on the woman's clitoris and lips, try to use small rapid on/off suctions.

10. Once you are sure that .a woman has entered the orgasmic phase you should ease off on the clitoris but continue with the finger. I find that it is best to quickly but gently replace your finger with your cock and slowly fuck the woman. If you can do this relatively seamlessly, it will extend the orgasmic waves in the woman and make for a great fuck. This is especially good for any man out there who is concerned about premature ejaculation as the woman will be very receptive to feeling the man cum quickly.


This may all seem like a lot of work but if you want the ultimate GFE, then you must provide the best BFE. As the saying goes; It takes two to tango!! For any man, the main attraction of sex has to be giving pleasure to the woman and feeling that the woman is enjoying giving pleasure in return. Other than that, you would be best advised to stay home, watch porn and have a wank.

Swoon. Great post x

[Best Before]

If all women were the same, life would be simpler but very boring. I would make some additional suggestions to other guys who are giving oral sex to any woman that they have just met, be it an escort or a girl that you just met in a bar.

1. Always be well shaved. A stubbly beard can do major damage to the delicate vaginal lips and inside thighs of a woman. Some women may like it 'rough' but certainly not escorts who have to look good for the next client. If you are visiting an escort, you will need at least an hour if you are to have a really fulfilling GFE session

2. When visiting an escort, go and shower your genitals even though you have showered only an hour before. Use the mouthwash even though you only brushed your teeth an hour before. It is a matter of gaining the respect and confidence of the escort. You need this if the escort is to relax and enjoy having sex with you, especially oral sex.

3. Never go directly for the vagina. A woman needs to be sexually receptive before you make this step. You may be horny as hell but a woman needs foreplay. I do not need to explain this but you should spend time caressing the bum and inside of the thighs. You should finish by gently massaging the mons area and then sliding your fingers lower to massage the outer lips of the vagina. While this is going on you will have been kissing the woman's lips, neck, ears, throat, etc. Then move your lips down the woman's body, pausing at the nipples, belly button etc. Spend a minute to kiss the inside thighs and around the vagina. Do not be afraid to tease her a little. Finish by kissing the mons area and then slowly and delicately slide your tongue down over the clitoris. it is to be hoped that you will be rewarded with a large intake of breath by the woman. This will tell you that she is receptive and you have her full attention. If the woman reacts as if you have just tickled her, then you must retrace your steps and reconsider your approach although this should only happen if you have been too rushed or crude in your foreplay.

4. Never let your teeth anywhere near the clitoris of a woman that does not know you. The chances are that it will make her apprehensive rather than excite her. Leave this for the next time you see her.

5. Take it slowly. A woman has to build to an orgasm and generally this takes longer with someone that she is not familiar with. make it clear to the woman that you are enjoying what you are doing. Any display of impatience will be counter productive.

6. Go easy on the clitoris until the later stages. You should be able to tell from the tensions and vibrations in the woman's body, small muscle spasms, involuntary hip movements, increased respiration rate, protrusion of the clitoris etc. that the woman is climbing to a peak even though it is probably not a peak that will result in orgasm. Women vary greatly in the signs that they exhibit but there should be enough there for you to sense her excitement. This is the time to focus more on the clitoris.

7. Always have the index and middle finger on one hand filed 'to the bone'. You should be able to lick and suck your finger without feeling the nail. I tend not to use fingers with women that I do not know unless requested or I sense that oral alone is not achieving the level of excitement required for orgasm. If I am going to introduce a finger to proceedings, I would offer the finger to the woman to suck on so that she knows what is coming and can lubricate the finger with her saliva rather than yours. Most women react badly to a guy spitting on his finger and then shoving it inside her. As always, take it slowly.
It is a little more difficult to lick/suck the woman while you are fingering her. I would normally have my spare hand on the woman's mons during oral sex but it is a necessity when fingering the woman as the spare hand can gently push up the mons which in turn will cause the clitoris to be more exposed and accessible.

8. Most women will have some hip movement and spasms at the peaks of excitement. With some it is like trying to ride a bucking bronco. All you can do is try to stay latched on as best you can. It is important that you use your lips to give good cushioning to your teeth or you could hurt the woman in the inevitable collisions.

9. When sucking on the woman's clitoris and lips, try to use small rapid on/off suctions.

10. Once you are sure that .a woman has entered the orgasmic phase you should ease off on the clitoris but continue with the finger. I find that it is best to quickly but gently replace your finger with your cock and slowly fuck the woman. If you can do this relatively seamlessly, it will extend the orgasmic waves in the woman and make for a great fuck. This is especially good for any man out there who is concerned about premature ejaculation as the woman will be very receptive to feeling the man cum quickly.


This may all seem like a lot of work but if you want the ultimate GFE, then you must provide the best BFE. As the saying goes; It takes two to tango!! For any man, the main attraction of sex has to be giving pleasure to the woman and feeling that the woman is enjoying giving pleasure in return. Other than that, you would be best advised to stay home, watch porn and have a wank.

Swoon. Great post x

Well done man, I'm with stephanie on this