A question for the escorts

[silo]

Well you should tell them to take a shower when you get there, or better still, just walk out... Dirty escorts are disgusting.

Thats right! maybe we can insist they shower first, vice versa how do we know that they did unless we see it done!


I always shower before I get there and I always shower before we start, just for her to witness that I did shower.

[skyblue41]

On a slightly related subject ladies, when does a bit of dutch courage cross the line to stinking like a brewery so much as to make it unpleasant?

[Patricia]

Old booze breath sucks, so don't be having pints for hours beforehand and then expect a kiss I think, for me, it is how fresh the drink taken is rather than what drink it is... I mean, have a drink of beer / wine / spirits directly before you see me if you like, but, if you've been at the bar for hours, I don't fancy that stale booze smell, yuk

[anon361]

I mean, have a drink of beer / wine / spirits directly before you see me if you like

Wohoo Patricia is back working, whats your number??

[Just_joe]

Jayzus, i remember one of my first ever punts a couple of years ago, just as I was about to get down to penetration the escort in question grabs this bit of a rag beside the bed and gave her pussy i big long wipe. Mr beefy went from midnight to 6pm in an instant.

unfortunately, I've seen something similar once or twice since. Gross.

[TheNads]

You must get a lot of smegma under the 4 skin Silo to warrant 2 showers so close together.

Reminds me of blue cheese.
TheNads

[jayf1]

something that i have been wondering about for a while is are the towels in the escorts hotel room or apartment changed after each client or we using someone else's used towel?

[silo]

Now I doubt they are changed, can you imagine the amount of extra washing and showers they have to do in a week? but of course if we ask them they will deny it.

[silo]

You must get a lot of smegma under the 4 skin Silo to warrant 2 showers so close together.

Reminds me of blue cheese.
TheNads

always shower before you get there, you may get the ones with the broken shower, you dont wanna smell your skidmarks do ya lol

always shower upon arrival, give the act of cleanliness so she will slobber all over you.

[Patricia]

I think you are all being pretty hard on escorts. Any escort I've ever known personally has travelled to hotels with bags of towels so each client gets a clean one.

I'm sure you are right that there are escorts who are unclean though.

I think decriminalisation is the way forward for this industry in my mind, I think that would raise standards in areas like this.