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    Default Early Risers Escort Annoyance Group

    This is a rant, let me state this now.
    Could someone please explain to me why some punters feel the need to call an escort as early as possible in the morning, make an appointment, get the girl out of bed, and then don't show up!?
    This is the third on in as many days, and I am beginning to think they belong to a club called 'Early Risers Escort Annoyance Group', this weeks agenda-Wake Violette up Early!. Generally I am usually pretty ok with TWs, as it is part of the job, but this particular one gets me hopping mad! AGGGGGG!!!
    Oh and wait, they do it on the weekends mostly! Double AGGGGGGGG!!!
    Ok I feel better now!
    Kisses Violette

    RETURNING TO THE EMERALD ISLE SHORTLY
    ❤❤❤❤

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    Because they wake with that well known salute to all things sacred -
    The Morning Hardon (TM)

    get all excited, time for action, ring you, make the appointment probably with good intentions, but then:

    a/ the wife wakes up - which either kills all thoughts of passion, or if they are lucky - its time for the weekly quickie, so she can get back to sleep!

    or

    b/ The thought of you, one on one with his masssive tool, is just tooo much, so he knocks out a quickie and then falls asleep

    or

    c/ His mam rings inviting him to sunday lunch - a home cooked meal vs nookie
    You know the winner here!

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    Turn your phone off untill your ready to get up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thehighwayman View Post
    Turn your phone off untill your ready to get up.
    Because its probably young kids who are having a sleep over and stay up all night and get their fun out of prank phone calls etc. We all did it like !!!

    Unless he sounded older and hes just a lonely fuckhead with nothing better to do than get his jollies off hearing your voice
    I like to think there's a sexyfukka in all of us.

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