Greedy, Lazy Ass Escorts

[maturesasha]

one flew over the cookoos nest,
Westside.

That was the name of a pub I used to drink in. It was in Sligo. I think it's closed down now. Sorry, but it just brought back memories.

[Brenda Beauty Babe]

Well ok fair enough but then to pay EXTRA to sleep in my bed is ridiculous I think one or the other pay the taxi and not charge extra for the appointment

Or...

Pay extra for the time and not the taxi

you cant have your cake and eat it..its just pure greed at the heart of it !!!

So u can take a bus then and get your lazy arse to the escort's place, hm?

[Quarterpoundher]

You go girl!!

And Dub Lad, sorry but you know if you would have to go for your work somewherelse than to your usual place, your boss (if he is good) will pay you the travel expences back...
And for us the time is money and the bus usualy take way longer that the taxi...so you can pay for the Taxi or you can pay for the extra half-one hour the girl spends in the bus coming to see you...

But well it is not realy my problem as i dont offer outcalls at all..The money is not worth the risk...

Love
Diana

High Diana…

On the subject of outcalls, I live way way way off the beaten track, but I just noticed that on your signatureyou are in Cork and then travelling to Waterford, if you are not flying but travelling by road then that at one point you pass almost right by my humble abode, any chance of an outcall? I can send the pony and trap to pick you up, solve a mystery or two and be on your way, what say oh puzzling Princess.? fancy a stop over en route, refreshments, shower, chat.

(Minus the Highwayman this time, he’s cramping my style)

[Violette]

After getting up off of the floor, from where I had fallen after the fit of laughter that had come over me after reading your rant/post! I have to respond to this. Usually, when I get an out call it is generally some time in the evening, as most people are working during the day. So, in a city where the average taxi driver(local), can't find most streets with out driving around for several minutes aimlessly, due to the fact that there is a tremendous amount of building going on in Dublin. You really expect an escort who deals with the adage of time=money, to take the bus, to stumble down the street in heels with bag of condoms in tow, to try to find your address? Again the laughter over takes. You want us to lower prices and take public transportation? That is it, I am going on strike!

[Quarterpoundher]

That is it, I am going on strike!

WHAT DO WE WANT [REALISTIC CLIENTS] WHEN DO WE WANT THEM [NOW]

Can I join the picket line??? WOW what a line up that would be, now problem getting drivers to honk their horn's (pun intended)

But I would love to know where would an Escort who does outcalls draw the line, is it only within the city limits, or would they travel further out if the client make it worth their while and they knew he was no danger or whatever, what about us poor saps out in the sticks??? Do we not count??? (Boo hoo…sniffle sniffle)

[Violette]

Allow me to be the first to respond. With in city limits I don't charge for the taxi. After a certain limit, I ask for the receipt and that is what I charge. Gentlemen in the sticks, I have to
know them, before I go to visit them so far away.

[Quarterpoundher]

Gentlemen in the sticks, I have to
know them, before I go to visit them so far away.

Well then I guess I’m just going to have to get to know you… Allow me to introduce myself, my name is ….... And you are?…..

[Cloud]

Well, I'm not an escort but when I go to a business appointment I take a taxi, otherwise I'd be soaked and 3h late.

[Dub Lad]

So u can take a bus then and get your lazy arse to the escort's place, hm?

Brenda darling, babydoll I would go to yours but lets be honest alot of escorts have aprt in the fuckin back arse of no-where your going around trying to find these places then people are starring at you whats he up to is he a pimp or selling crack..

Now I dont care if you have to walk to find my place I really dont care if your clothes look awful and your feet are killing because... its all going to come off either way !!! get a nice pair of walking runners youll be fine

I wish yall would lower your prices but on a positive note on pricing I recently came across the "bluey" channels on sky and to ring in and talk dirty tell em what to do etc. costs 2.90 a minute and all you get is a sore hand at the end of it..

Phone sex 30mins - 87e + the poxy frustrating regulation message and all that crap
Escort 30mins = roughly 130 - 150ish

So not bad I guess....

Brenda you make anything sexy x

[Brenda Beauty Babe]

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