This lovely visitor of mine said he is the perfect man for me and I should marry him.
"I am in my 50 s , bad heart , a huge wallet and a small willy"
Those are the reasons he thinks he is perfect for me.
What you say?
I dont know what to do
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I received a proposal
This lovely visitor of mine said he is the perfect man for me and I should marry him.
"I am in my 50 s , bad heart , a huge wallet and a small willy"
Those are the reasons he thinks he is perfect for me.
What you say?
I dont know what to do
Doll 34 DD (25-07-13)
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The bad heart and small willy sounds enough for me.
Go for it....
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Huge wallet. Will buy you a nice presentOriginally Posted by SophieX
The bad heart and small willy sounds enough for me.
Go for it....
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Baby, i found Harvey Nichols todayHuge wallet. Will buy you a nice present
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Stop being so posh..Baby, i found Harvey Nichols today
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I'm a knacker really xx
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Matthew, a 70-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, showed up at the Country Club with a breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy 25 year old blonde.
She knocked everyone's socks off with her youthful sex appeal and charm, and hung onto Matthew's arm and listened intently to his every word.
His buddies at the club are all aghast.
At the very first chance, they cornered him and asked, ‘Matthew, how did you get such a beautiful girlfriend at your age?’
Matthew replied, ‘Girlfriend? She's my wife!’
They're even more amazed, and asked: ‘So, how did you persuade her to marry you?’
‘I lied about my age’, Matthew replied.
‘Oh! So you told her you were only 50?’
Matthew smiled and said, ‘No, I told her I was 90.’
Careful now ladies
ladiesman217: April 2009 to April 2024
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Must check age before I give my answer.
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Take it... its the best offer you've got so far...
(actually its the only..... Nah, lets not be mean here..)
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Say YES. Don't get a prenuptial agreement. Shag him until he drops dead or divorce him; at least you'll get half that way!
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