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    Default Terrible films

    We've all seen some pretty shocking films in our time, but I want to know what films have made you stop and go "...what?!" after you've heard about it or (unluckily) seen it. The ones that you would willingly wash your eyes out for.

    Here are two that I thought I'd share, all with the theme of Sharks.

    I, unfortunately, have seen this one. It is as bad as it sounds. A giant shark and octopus and found in the ice, they defrost, and then proceed to attack each other to try and take over the world... or something like that. I didn't pay too much attention, if I'm honest. Either way, it was BAD.

    Haven't seen this one, but I've heard enough about it to know that avoiding would be best. A tornado scoops up some sharks and drops them in a city. I saw a picture of a shark dropping onto a guy with a chainsaw... do I have to say any more? The worst part? There is apparently a sequel...

    So, what are some terrible films you've seen?

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    One called Emma, some Jane Austen novel we got took to the cinema whilst on a holiday to the Lake District when we started senior school, i fell asleep. I hate the cinema, can think of nothing worse...

    I got my first boyfriend on that holiday....

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    Never seen it but looks pretty stupid. Better to avoid...


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    From the same series...I recommend those with up to 4 neurons, after or during viewing will lose 2....
    this closet's films are made from allocations or aid heat ... )



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    Quote Originally Posted by Clyde View Post
    Snakes on a plane ..........
    Snakes on a plane is a modern classic, Sam jacksons finest work. Get those motherfucking snakes off this motherfucking plane. Best line in modern cinema history

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    For a really really bad film try sitting through Battlefield Earth starring none other than John Trovolta
    Written by $cientology founder Ron Hubbard it had more directors than cast ,the greatest waste of time and money ever to hit the silver screen

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0185183/

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    Ypou mean there's a titanic 2 now way! Yes it's that well known!

    This movie got 1.8 rating out of 10 from over 6 thousand reviews on IMDb,



    It's on netflix US if people want to watch it, but it will be an houror so of your life you own't get back.

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    So bad, it makes the word shit sound mild:



    I'll never know what happens at the end

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    Cabin in the woods or whatever it's called. It's a horror, masking itself as a comedy, gender bending as a failure.
    “Nothing is more creative... nor destructive... than a brilliant mind with a purpose.”
    ― Dan Brown, Inferno

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    Left cinema after around 20 minutes!!


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