LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,WELCOME ,LIVE AT THE MANDALAY BAY EVENT CENTRE AND HERE WE GO WITH THE MAIN EVENT OF THE EVENING.ARE YOU READY ,LETS GO ITS SHOWWWWWWTIME.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN THIS IS THE MAIN EVENT OF THE EVENING AND IS SCHEDULED FOR 5 3MIN ROUNDS AND IS FOR THE WORLD PUNTER OF THE YEAR CATCHWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP.

FIRST OFF IN THE BLUE CORNOR, SUPPORTED BY AN GARDA SUICHANA AND ALBERT REYNELDS.HE WEIGHED IN THIS MORNING AT 32 OUNCES ,HAILING FROM DUBLIN IRELAND,PLEASE PUT IT TOGETHER FOR AAAAAADANDDDDDDD.

AND IN THE RED CORNOR, WITH BERNARD IN HIS CORNOR, HE WEIGHED IN THIS MORNING AT 33 OUNCES AND 4 MILIOUNCES, HAILING FROM CORK IRELAND ( he puts down his mic and walks over to the annoucning table , is this a mistake?two paddies?ok its right so,runs back up), PLEASE PUT IT TOGETHER FOR PPPPPPPPPPPUNTERMINATORRRRR

AND THE REFEREE FOR THIS CONTEST IS hey Westie how are ya?God i read all your posts.Can i have an autograph?I see your an escort expert now?Wheres "The Sweetie"Get down her knickers yet?Any joy.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN THE REF HAS CALLED A STOP TO THIS CONTEST DUE TO A KNOCKOUT OF THE ANNOUNCER.

i could go on allllll day,
Westside.