you know your getting old when......

[Davybrowneyes]

You get stuck half way trying to take of your tight sports top after a workout.

[Stephanie]

My arms are not long enough for reading anymore... xx











I don't mind getting older

Just as I'm getting fine lines and some wrinkles on my face, my eyesight is going at same rate..

When I look in the mirror, I'm still pretty






{for lack of seeing them wrinkles}

[Big-Paul]

When your scoring with a chick in a disco bar
Take her home in your[ hairy little car
Then you find you went to school with her ma and da
Your the oldest swinger in town

When you wont look in the mirror in the light of day
Sware you've died it when your hair turns grey
When you zip up your throusers and your belly's in the way
Your the oldest swinger in town

Here you come and there you go
White wheels spots and a stero
But the engin is jacked and the driver is too
You're the oldest swinger in town

The barber takes a little less time each week
The kids dont understand a word you speak
When you walk into a disco and they offer you a seat
You're the oldest swinger in town

You prefare a pint of shandy to Bacardi and Coke
The sounds are too loud and there's too much smoke
You'd like another dance but you're afraid you'll get a stroke
You're the oldest swinger in town

Here you come with your chest all bare
A little gold ingot and a lot of gold hair
Like the disco king meets Yogi Bear
You're the oldest swinger in town

When you're feeling as stiff as a skinhead's boot
Rub on Vick's where you used to splash Brut
And the latest punk fashion is your wedding suit
You're the oldest swinger in town

When you have to go shopping for your sex appeal
Travolta's shades and nine inch heels
They say a man is just as old as the woman he feels
Yo're the oldest swinger in town

Here you come with your lips closed tight
You never smile you know it wouldn't look right
Cause your dentures glow in the ultravoilet light
You're the oldest swinger in town

And you look so mean
Cause your pants are too tight
You're the oldest swinger in town

And it takes you all night
To do what you used to do all night
You're the oldest swinger in town


nuf said !

[mer]

No you know your getting old when your watching porn and you say to yourself "wow that sofa looks comfy"

[jay67]

When you complain to your mates that the music in the pub ur in is too loud!

Jay67

[IrishAoife]

You know your old when you pull out your mam and dad's oneliners.. sure you can't be doing that.. down with that sort of thing.. God she's got an awful name for herself that girl.. you wouldn get away with that sort of thing in my day.. ... ah ladssss.... sure we'l go for one ...


Or you really knoe ur old when you flick the kettle on for vinnie brown!!!

[Mature Temptation]

No you know your getting old when your watching porn and you say to yourself "wow that sofa looks comfy"

Love it,

[Big J]

This is true.

[dr love]

This is true.

pmsl !!!!! .: doc

[samlad]

No you know your getting old when your watching porn and you say to yourself "wow that sofa looks comfy"

Or when you fall asleep watching it