STATEMENT [Mathematical]

The mortal danger to a frontline Soldier, is directly proportional to the inverse square root of the distance between him and his Commanding Officer

QUESTION [Philosophical]

Q: Are Human’s and Pigs self-aware
A: Yes

Human
I think, therefore I am

Pig
I stink, therefore I ham

QUESTION

If the early bird always gets the worm,
Would it not make sense for the worm to have a lie in?