Maybe the prize could be the poster of the millionth post chooses an escort to get a months free advertising.... Just like she would get for the escort of the month competition.
Then perhaps she could provide an hour of "time and companionship" and take winner out for a coffee and a "cuddle" ???
I actually think thats a great idea...we're over 999,500 so it could well be reached tomorrow. Come on EI, do it!!