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    I think the life cycle is all backwards, you should die first to get it out of the way. Then you should live in an old age home, you get kicked out then for been too young, you get a job then for around 40 years or join the social welfare then when your young enough to enjoy your retirement you do drugs, alcohol and you party hard until you go to secondary school and then you go to primary school you become a kid you play and you have no responsibilities at all. Then you become a little baby you then go back into your mothers womb and you stay there for 9 months an then your life finishes off as an orgasm LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by mer View Post
    I think the life cycle is all backwards, you should die first to get it out of the way. Then you should live in an old age home, you get kicked out then for been too young, you get a job then for around 40 years or join the social welfare then when your young enough to enjoy your retirement you do drugs, alcohol and you party hard until you go to secondary school and then you go to primary school you become a kid you play and you have no responsibilities at all. Then you become a little baby you then go back into your mothers womb and you stay there for 9 months an then your life finishes off as an orgasm LOL
    Brilliant Mer !

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    Quote Originally Posted by mer View Post
    I think the life cycle is all backwards, you should die first to get it out of the way. Then you should live in an old age home, you get kicked out then for been too young, you get a job then for around 40 years or join the social welfare then when your young enough to enjoy your retirement you do drugs, alcohol and you party hard until you go to secondary school and then you go to primary school you become a kid you play and you have no responsibilities at all. Then you become a little baby you then go back into your mothers womb and you stay there for 9 months an then your life finishes off as an orgasm LOL
    Sonnds to me Like Benjamin Button....
    Retired for good all together.
    Thank you all the gentlemen I met, who I'll have sweet memories of it.
    Kids, don't do anything that I wouldn't after I'm gone( the good part?) not much left Loll





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    Quote Originally Posted by Sexy Fernanda View Post
    Sonnds to me Like Benjamin Button....
    Yah you would love to tickle my bellybutton wouldn't you? LOL
    Last edited by mer; 13-06-13 at 17:56.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mer View Post
    Yah you would love to tickle my bellybutton wouldn't you? LOL
    I Would but You let me down on that date...
    Retired for good all together.
    Thank you all the gentlemen I met, who I'll have sweet memories of it.
    Kids, don't do anything that I wouldn't after I'm gone( the good part?) not much left Loll





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    Quote Originally Posted by Sexy Fernanda View Post
    I Would but You let me down on that date...
    Ill make it up to you with a nice pizza just don't spank me I'm very fragile we will have pizza and watch a scary movie in hope you will get scared and put your arms around me don't worry it's my phone poking you in the back you and your dirty thoughts

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    Quote Originally Posted by mer View Post
    Ill make it up to you with a nice pizza just don't spank me I'm very fragile we will have pizza and watch a scary movie in hope you will get scared and put your arms around me don't worry it's my phone poking you in the back you and your dirty thoughts
    I wasn't even thinking about that.....I rather have Chinese ... and icecream!!
    Retired for good all together.
    Thank you all the gentlemen I met, who I'll have sweet memories of it.
    Kids, don't do anything that I wouldn't after I'm gone( the good part?) not much left Loll





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    Quote Originally Posted by Sexy Fernanda View Post
    I wasn't even thinking about that.....I rather have Chinese ... and icecream!!
    I can get ice cream no problem but I'm afraid I'm Irish not Chinese

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    Sounds as well like Woody Allen..lol..
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    .. A Woman could be happy with any Man as long as she does not Marry him..""

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    Quote Originally Posted by La Toya View Post
    Sounds as well like Woody Allen..lol..

    ssshhh don't be ruining my moment

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