Michael Jackson’s nose
Shergar/Lord Lucan/Jimmy Hoffa
Bobbits bits
Fold up exercise bike
Mini Me from Autin Powers
Arnies sunglasses from the Terminator
Colin Farrels Mojo (what’s happened to him?)
Gordan Browns luck
Elvis’s last half-eaten burger
Hitler’s moustache and how to look a twat in 5 easy steps book
Irelands chances of winning a Eurovision song contest
The Summer
Engelbert Humperdinck’s sings Heavy Metal of the Eighties collection
Patricia’s’ trousers (DO NOT GIVE THEM BACK)
A suitcase sized nuclear device that George Cloony is desperately trying to find, and is hunting you down (Your not running very fast Kat, pray tell)
The nok list from Mission Impossible (Your running even slower now)
Brad Pitts jock strap from Troy (Ok, now your not moving at all)
Angelina Jolie (Christ it’s a wonder you even leave the house)
Alexi D (I wouldn’t leave the house either)
Incredible Hulks last underpants
The brick in the Father Ted (Speed) parody with Dougal in the Milk float
Biddy from Glenroe’s make up kit + Dinnys limp (come on, it must be in there somewhere)
Evil Kenevil’s last unbroken bone
Erik Estrada from chip’s teeth whitening kit
Rhianna’s umbrella ella ella
Girls aloud voice boxes
Louie Walsh/Simon Cowell/Sharon Osbourne (drop the suitcase in the nearest river PLEASE)
The Turin shroud/The spear that pierced Christ’s side/the last 5 Jehovah’s witness’s who call to you to spread the good word
Hannibal Lectors fine dining china and bag of fava beans
The launch codes for the US missile silos
Dubya Bushs last brain cell
Spare laptop for me
My punting cherry (whoops, secrets out, the kitty kat got the cream, and oh how she lapped
)
Books
Paris Hilton – My Harvard years [autobiographical]
Bigpaws – My Punting years circa 18 to ??? [Factual]
QPH - My Punting years circa 18 to 34 [wishful thinking]
Jake – The importance of free speech in a Modern European democratic context [Fantasy]
Carlos – My part In bringing down the Kennedy’s and Fidel and Me [Historical/Romance]
Jim Duggan – A introduction to face painting [self development]
The idiots guide to the Bible/Koran/seventh day adventist’s
Ncb – how to win friends and influence people [self help]
Black Mamba – ETERNAL DAMNATION AWAITS [Religious fanaticism]
Westside – My battle with reality [Factual/Fantasy]
Steve Staunton - I’m the Gaffer, guide to international Management [Comedy]
Ok Kat, game over, you must have most of those… brace yourself Woman, I’ll be over shortly, shower on medium hot, bed facing North/South, all time monitoring devices removed, oh and be sure to stretch those limbs, I intend to find out if this Kat always lands on her feet…
MEEEEEEEEEOOOOWWWWW...