As the minimum number of entries required has not been reached, on this occasion the Competition deadline has been changed to Sunday 30 June at Midnight and the result will be announced on Wednesday 3 July.
Good Luck Everyone.
As the minimum number of entries required has not been reached, on this occasion the Competition deadline has been changed to Sunday 30 June at Midnight and the result will be announced on Wednesday 3 July.
Good Luck Everyone.
WatWatWat (24-06-13)
Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen and welcome to The LDM Show. My guest tonight needs no introduction. But feck I'll give him one anyway (that's what a certain fluffy person said to me earlier about him). Not quite sure what he meant. Without any further ado, please let me welcome the man that is old as time itself (perhaps older if legends be true), the one and only Dr Love!
*silent applause*
LDM: Welcome Dr Love to The LDM Show!
Doc: Thank you LDM, it's a pleasure to be here .: doc
LDM: As we all know, you are one of the mods of this great forum. Please tell us, what..... Errrr..... Excuse me a moment folks.
(LDM to stage hands: errr guys our guest appears to have wet himself without realising, could you deal with it, discreetly? Thanks.)
*cough*
LDM: Sorry about that, now as I was saying. Doc, as part of the voluntary E-I team could you please tell us what Lara and Nicole's boobies look like?
Doc: What what what?? Balderdash! I am a gentleman and would never dare answer such a rude question .: doc
LDM: So you haven't seen them then?
Doc: Of course I have .: doc
LDM: So describe them.
Doc: No, I would not betray their trust, although I hear Lara has a thing for you .: doc
*doc pisses himself again*
*LDM nods to the stage hands to clean up*
LDM: Ok you haven't seen them in the nip. That's fine. Next question, when was your first ever time visiting an escort?
Doc: Ah I remember that day well. It was about 2,355,670 years ago. She was a hairy lass, head to toe! Ah sure the woman made the hairs on me teeth stand up! Quite shy I was, so I rolled up to her, gave her a banana and then she started eating the banana. I sat there and watched in amazement .: doc
LDM: .... Interesting. Shy you say, you claim to be the self-proclaimed shy mod. How do you deal with this when meeting ladies today?
Doc: Argh LDM son, the batteries in me hearing aid are dead, any chance ya could speak a little louder?? .: doc
LDM: HOW DO YOU DEAL WITH YOUR SHYNESS WITH THE LADIES TODAY???
Doc: Ah feck LDM no need to shout! I am a shy mod as you know. I don't really remember my visits to ladies you see, as I usually fall asleep into a deep nap all the time. Cos I'm so old and such .: doc
LDM: There are speculations that you are involved in a 3-way love affair with your supervisors Samlad and Martin. Care to clarify this?
Doc: Nonsense! The last orgy I had was with Ryder and some sheep up in the Wicklow mountains! .: doc
LDM: I see. And how does Clyde feel about all this?
Doc: Oh he just dresses up as one of the sheep .: doc
LDM: *cough*
LDM: Would you care to comment on your wife's cooking doc? More to the point, would you care to explain how she created the PIE OF DOOM?
Doc: How dare you question my wife's cooking son! It is only mere coincidence that everyone who has eaten her fine cooking outside our beloved Carlow has died .: doc
LDM: As you say Elder One. Right that's all the time we have today folks. I would like to thank good old doc for.....
*Doc starts snoring*
LDM: *cough* Well it's nap time I guess. Thank you folks for watching and tune in again to the LDM Show! Good night!
ladiesman217: April 2009 to April 2024
Goodbye
The Competition is now closed.
Thank you all for your entries.
Unfortunately, the minimum number of required individual entries has not been reached.
The June Competition has therefore been declared void.
Thanks very much to all of you who entered.
dr love (01-07-13), magicalman9357 (01-07-13)
ladiesman217 (01-07-13)
Brilliant ldm just brilliant .: doc
Pmsl !!!!!!!
Never mistake kindness for weakness .: doc
ladiesman217 (01-07-13)
This is the 2nd time this has happened (that i know of), not angry, just saying that the competitions requiring more time and effort seem to be ignored by the vast majority.
Maybe simpler competitions like putting a title on a pic are more suitable.
Like for the interview theme - Whats the worst thing you could say in a job interview? = As you shake hands at the end of the interview, you ask the lady 'will you be walking alone to your car tonight?'
Just making a suggestion :-)
Last edited by Hagane00; 01-07-13 at 23:36.
You wont know, until you try!
Larrii (02-07-13)