Rapunzel, Rapunzel, throw down your hair,
your soul it needs saving,
not a moment to spare….
Snow White, Snow White,
The mirror, it lies,
Not you who’s the fairest
cause Dopey is Bi
Beauty, oh beauty,
Ignore that foul Beast,
Leave him to his tower,
On me you can feast.
Red Riding, Red Riding,
Not my nose that is big,
Pull down the covers,
I’ll give you a swig
Cinderella, Cinderella,
Your slipper does fit,
Just give me a second,
While I cum on your t**s (sorry)
OK,I know you said this is for the Lady’s, but this :”Laddie” is a recent Escort and already I am finding this a problem, my solution to this is thus….
1. I tell them to take a look under the mattress at all the lovely lolly I’m making, their eyes near pop out of their heads and I end up converting THEM.
2. I put the vice grip on “the boys” and at the merest suggestion go up a notch every time until I hear a faint and satisfying “pop”
3. I drag out the pretty woman dvd and make them sit through it over and over until they beg for mercy.
Ps
Is that pea under all those Mattresses still bugging you…..or is it the odd pea brain on top of them that’s does it now and then
Violette, at home with her arm in a sling, but has probably handed a few fellas arses back to them in a sling also.
(hows the arm btw?)