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    Default Pretty Woman Syndrome

    This one is obviously for the ladies. Girls how do you handle gentlemen suffering from a serious case of Pretty Woman Syndrome??? Defined as them wanting to rescue a working-girl, escort, prostitute from a life of sin. They want to take you away from 'all of this'. I am sure we have all had a case like this.

    When I encounter this problem, after accessing how seriously serious the person is, I will:
    1. Ignore and tease-brush off the comment and kid them about being silly-This works for the less serious ones.
    2.Ask what the monthly salary is, and then depending what they say, smile, chuckle, or giggle. If the person is really an obnoxious individual-I will fall on the bed dying of laughter. It works!

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    Default You’re a hard hard Woman….but a pretty one as well...

    Rapunzel, Rapunzel, throw down your hair,
    your soul it needs saving,
    not a moment to spare….

    Snow White, Snow White,
    The mirror, it lies,
    Not you who’s the fairest
    cause Dopey is Bi

    Beauty, oh beauty,
    Ignore that foul Beast,
    Leave him to his tower,
    On me you can feast.

    Red Riding, Red Riding,
    Not my nose that is big,
    Pull down the covers,
    I’ll give you a swig

    Cinderella, Cinderella,
    Your slipper does fit,
    Just give me a second,
    While I cum on your t**s (sorry)


    OK,I know you said this is for the Lady’s, but this :”Laddie” is a recent Escort and already I am finding this a problem, my solution to this is thus….

    1. I tell them to take a look under the mattress at all the lovely lolly I’m making, their eyes near pop out of their heads and I end up converting THEM.

    2. I put the vice grip on “the boys” and at the merest suggestion go up a notch every time until I hear a faint and satisfying “pop”

    3. I drag out the pretty woman dvd and make them sit through it over and over until they beg for mercy.


    Ps

    Is that pea under all those Mattresses still bugging you…..or is it the odd pea brain on top of them that’s does it now and then


    Violette, at home with her arm in a sling, but has probably handed a few fellas arses back to them in a sling also.

    (hows the arm btw?)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Quarterpoundher View Post
    Rapunzel, Rapunzel, throw down your hair,
    your soul it needs saving,
    not a moment to spare….

    Snow White, Snow White,
    The mirror, it lies,
    Not you who’s the fairest
    cause Dopey is Bi

    Beauty, oh beauty,
    Ignore that foul Beast,
    Leave him to his tower,
    On me you can feast.

    Red Riding, Red Riding,
    Not my nose that is big,
    Pull down the covers,
    I’ll give you a swig

    Cinderella, Cinderella,
    Your slipper does fit,
    Just give me a second,
    While I cum on your t**s (sorry)


    OK,I know you said this is for the Lady’s, but this :”Laddie” is a recent Escort and already I am finding this a problem, my solution to this is thus….

    1. I tell them to take a look under the mattress at all the lovely lolly I’m making, their eyes near pop out of their heads and I end up converting THEM.

    2. I put the vice grip on “the boys” and at the merest suggestion go up a notch every time until I hear a faint and satisfying “pop”

    3. I drag out the pretty woman dvd and make them sit through it over and over until they beg for mercy.


    Ps

    Is that pea under all those Mattresses still bugging you…..or is it the odd pea brain on top of them that’s does it now and then


    Violette, at home with her arm in a sling, but has probably handed a few fellas arses back to them in a sling also.

    (hows the arm btw?)
    The arm is totally better, still some twinges every now and again, but for the rest great.
    As to being cruel, QP, it gets sometimes ridiculous, some gentlemen do behave as if they are doing me a favor by offering to 'rescuing' me! (Not Irishmen, they tend to be a bit more level headed, or maybe I frighten the living shit out of most of them, or maybe the thought of having this feisty amazon around everyday, my put a renewed belief in god into them.?! Don't know, but Irish men are not running to rescue me.) It tends to be the foreigners, who fall prey to this illness, at least around me. Especially when I worked in Amsterdam. MY GOD, I could tell you stories.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Violette View Post
    The arm is totally better, still some twinges every now and again, but for the rest great.
    As to being cruel, QP, it gets sometimes ridiculous, some gentlemen do behave as if they are doing me a favor by offering to 'rescuing' me! (Not Irishmen, they tend to be a bit more level headed, or maybe I frighten the living shit out of most of them, or maybe the thought of having this feisty amazon around everyday, my put a renewed belief in god into them.?! Don't know, but Irish men are not running to rescue me.) It tends to be the foreigners, who fall prey to this illness, at least around me. Especially when I worked in Amsterdam. MY GOD, I could tell you stories.
    Pray tell, I’m all ears, (like a Donkey, but alas the only similarity) I don’t think your being cruel at all, just practical, you would have to have a procedure to deal with this as fast and possible otherwise half the day would be taken up having heart to hearts with fellas explaining the state of play, it makes sense to make light of it and admonish them in a jokey way first and get more forthright if required. I might come across as someone in that category from my posts, but in all honesty I never even considered that fellas even thought this way, It would never even enter my head because of my strong inclinations towards Women doing whatever they wish to do for as long as they wish to do it, free from any mans influence be that influence well intended or otherwise. I mean dragging a Women kicking and screaming from a job and lifestyle she actually loves is a big anti-hero if anything isn’t it. I am struck by why it is more a problem with certain nationalities then others, I had assumed that it would be fairly evenly spread no matter where you were.



    Ps, Glad to hear the “Pitchin” arm is better, go easy if yer doin’ a little “Physio” one wrong move and you might be out for the whole season. And Violette….you could never frighten me, maybe cause me a few sleepless nights, but never frighten

    Here’s one for the Amazonian warrior Princess…

    YouTube - Enya - Orinoco Flow

    May you Tolteks never tickle
    nor your Incas never Itch
    May your Aztecs never faulter
    And your Maya’s never bitch.

    VBR...QPH...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Quarterpoundher View Post
    Pray tell, I’m all ears, (like a Donkey, but alas the only similarity) I don’t think your being cruel at all, just practical, you would have to have a procedure to deal with this as fast and possible otherwise half the day would be taken up having heart to hearts with fellas explaining the state of play, it makes sense to make light of it and admonish them in a jokey way first and get more forthright if required. I might come across as someone in that category from my posts, but in all honesty I never even considered that fellas even thought this way, It would never even enter my head because of my strong inclinations towards Women doing whatever they wish to do for as long as they wish to do it, free from any mans influence be that influence well intended or otherwise. I mean dragging a Women kicking and screaming from a job and lifestyle she actually loves is a big anti-hero if anything isn’t it. I am struck by why it is more a problem with certain nationalities then others, I had assumed that it would be fairly evenly spread no matter where you were.



    Ps, Glad to hear the “Pitchin” arm is better, go easy if yer doin’ a little “Physio” one wrong move and you might be out for the whole season. And Violette….you could never frighten me, maybe cause me a few sleepless nights, but never frighten

    Here’s one for the Amazonian warrior Princess…

    YouTube - Enya - Orinoco Flow

    May you Tolteks never tickle
    nor your Incas never Itch
    May your Aztecs never faulter
    And your Maya’s never bitch.

    VBR...QPH...
    Well, the scene in Amsterdam is a bit more open shall we say! ! My story surrounds a gentlemen I will call The African Gansta! Oh and he was, from the moment he saw me, he was after me to 'stop dis work, and come let him take care of me!' To which I would look at this guy like he was nuts! But he keep at it, and at it. The one day in total frustration I give him the 'facts of life', to whit he replied. 'I have more money that you can ever make, I will take care of you' Obviously this wasn't working. So I tried the next tactic. I did a weekly tally of my spending tripled and handed it to him, and said, 'OK darling, if you wish to take care of me, I need this amount every week, starting with two weeks advance.' I then smiled waiting for what was coming next, well he took it with a poker face, and said he would go and get the money and be back....... Needless, to say I NEVER saw, or heard from him again. THANK GOD! This was the most severe case to date.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Violette View Post
    Well, the scene in Amsterdam is a bit more open shall we say! ! My story surrounds a gentlemen I will call The African Gansta! Oh and he was, from the moment he saw me, he was after me to 'stop dis work, and come let him take care of me!' To which I would look at this guy like he was nuts! But he keep at it, and at it. The one day in total frustration I give him the 'facts of life', to whit he replied. 'I have more money that you can ever make, I will take care of you' Obviously this wasn't working. So I tried the next tactic. I did a weekly tally of my spending tripled and handed it to him, and said, 'OK darling, if you wish to take care of me, I need this amount every week, starting with two weeks advance.' I then smiled waiting for what was coming next, well he took it with a poker face, and said he would go and get the money and be back....... Needless, to say I NEVER saw, or heard from him again. THANK GOD! This was the most severe case to date.
    That’s priceless, ROFL (I finally figured out what rofl means btw ). He’s probably still running. But I’d like to play devils advocate here, suppose the Sultan of Brunei, Bill Gate's or Roman Abravovich came along and offered to pay whatever your or any Escorts daily rate was and said I’ll pay that every day for the next year/decade/life would you accept or decline?.

    Not a relationship now, but more an awfully long appointment.

    I feel you (all) would decline (I would) as although you’d be rolling in clover, I feel that this lifestyle is not “just” about the money, for Escorts but the freedom and independence it almost uniquely offer’s (I'm leaving aside the negative aspects here, just the positives) It would be what appeals to me as I’m the ultimate non clock watcher in terms of not wanting to be answerable to a boss.

    So what would it be, Life of Riley but lose some or all of your freedom?

    Or

    As you are and call the shots?

    PS

    Just having Coffee and mulling it over…

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    Default There is loads of stories!

    Vi!

    These are all stories people tell, when they enjoy the spot, above girls's knees, which teases and pleases and causes diseases! do you believe men would like to marry escorts? Some will and some have but picture their minds. Also some of the stories we tell you are real and your discussion helps. Sort of needing each other for different reasons in different seasons!

    As for me, I will talk you into being born again!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Quarterpoundher View Post
    That’s priceless, ROFL (I finally figured out what rofl means btw ). He’s probably still running. But I’d like to play devils advocate here, suppose the Sultan of Brunei, Bill Gate's or Roman Abravovich came along and offered to pay whatever your or any Escorts daily rate was and said I’ll pay that every day for the next year/decade/life would you accept or decline?.

    Not a relationship now, but more an awfully long appointment.

    I feel you (all) would decline (I would) as although you’d be rolling in clover, I feel that this lifestyle is not “just” about the money, for Escorts but the freedom and independence it almost uniquely offer’s (I'm leaving aside the negative aspects here, just the positives) It would be what appeals to me as I’m the ultimate non clock watcher in terms of not wanting to be answerable to a boss.

    So what would it be, Life of Riley but lose some or all of your freedom?

    Or

    As you are and call the shots?

    PS

    Just having Coffee and mulling it over…
    As with an hour long appointment, the client is king, so with a much longer engagement, obviously the client would then be Emperor! So, no you are right I like my freedom too much to give any one person that much power over me, there ain't that much money in the world.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blackmambar View Post
    Vi!

    As for me, I will talk you into being born again!!
    HA! You and the Mormon Tabernacle Choir! I can only say, the things guys have tried to talk me into, are wondrous and numerous on the best of days. So do your best. You will be wasting your time and your breath. But good luck trying anyway! It could be a fun punt, with me instead of screaming 'F**K ME DADDY', I am saying, 'Jesus Christ', and you are answering YES I'm yo Daddy!

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    Default I'm serious!

    Point is, over the time punter meets puntee, amongst the talk is serious talk and non serious talk. You discern between the two! But if I were to meet you, I would tell you that you need to be born again, that is the first step towards Heaven, and everybody wants to go to Heaven! Even QP, Paws, Diana M, Patricia, Sexy Naomi, the NADs, nbt, scankman, zoobanzoo, ber, AnnaSavicha, Anna Christina, Mara, everybody! Gravity sucks us whether we are aware or not! So will Godly things!

    Verily verily I say unto you, you need to be born again!

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