KingJoe, you are clearly not ready nor ever will be, judging by your posts.
I've often been accused of overcomplicating things by thinking about them too much. You however take the biscuit.
The fact that you so obviously don't understand the ladies & seem to have no ability to think past "having sex with strangers" I would suggest that your money would be better spent on porn or glossy male interest magazines. No need to upset anyone there, just a messy tug over an image of a stranger & on with your day.
Have you never had a 1 night stand ? Have you just arrived on this planet ?

Speaking as an outsider, what do you think of the human race ?
TheNads