The state of mind of an Escort

[Epsilon]

E-Man, well it you like to blow things up, I will remove it from the list. Kisses
V

and whats wrong with being a Zoo Keeper???

[Quarterpoundher]

and whats wrong with being a Zoo Keeper???

This is one thing that’s wrong with it…

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[Violette]

and whats wrong with being a Zoo Keeper???

Well actually come to think about it, I do have to deal with various types of animals on a daily basis in my work. I have tigers(They want it rough and tough, they roar when they come ), lambs( gentle gentlemen who want to make love), dogs(they are loyal to their lady(s) of choice, rams(horney devils who just want to hump, rabbits(they hop on and off as many times as they can), rhinos(they have a large horn). So you are right, Zookeeper is a good job!
Kisses V

[thehighwayman]

Do you have a whip to keep all these animals in line?

[Quarterpoundher]

Well actually come to think about it, I do have to deal with various types of animals on a daily basis in my work. I have tigers(They want it rough and tough, they roar when they come ), lambs( gentle gentlemen who want to make love), dogs(they are loyal to their lady(s) of choice, rams(horney devils who just want to hump, rabbits(they hop on and off as many times as they can), rhinos(they have a large horn). So you are right, Zookeeper is a good job!
Kisses V

Do you meet a…..

Parrot, never know when to shut up and constantly ask you if their a pretty boy…

Wild boar, (self explanatory)

Gorilla, (beats his chest and hollers a lot, but really just wants to be groomed and have his nits removed…

Crocodile, lies there with only his eyes above the duvet waiting for an impala to sip from the waters edge

Chimp, seems surprising human on the phone, but at the apartment just want to swing from the light fittings and grins a lot

Whale, spends up to 20 minutes down under before re-surfacing for air

Elephant, not gonna say a word, make up your own jokes

I’m a bloodhound, a little dopey lookin’ but loyal to the last, and oh…….I never forget the scent of a Woman….

[Violette]

Do you meet a…..

Parrot, never know when to shut up and constantly ask you if their a pretty boy…

Wild boar, (self explanatory)

Gorilla, (beats his chest and hollers a lot, but really just wants to be groomed and have his nits removed…

Crocodile, lies there with only his eyes above the duvet waiting for an impala to sip from the waters edge

Chimp, seems surprising human on the phone, but at the apartment just want to swing from the light fittings and grins a lot

Whale, spends up to 20 minutes down under before re-surfacing for air

Elephant, not gonna say a word, make up your own jokes

I’m a bloodhound, a little dopey lookin’ but loyal to the last, and oh…….I never forget the scent of a Woman….

ROFFL!!! This is funny.