The state of mind of an Escort

[maturesasha]

Escorting offers a new day, everyday. Sleeping with complete strangers, I find, has a buzz of its own. Some guys are gorgeous and fucking them is treat, other guys are just work. It all depends on the connection. Remember, guys can pick the escort that they are attracted to, whereas we have to service them all. Big ones, fat ones, tall and small. What state of mind are we in. Who knows? But I do know you can't compare having sex with a client and having sex with a boyfriend.

[Busty Malena and Carmen]

I seem to have come across the small minority of escorts on this that have a "great" minds and can fuck up to 1000 guys in a life time and not have any physical or mental effects from doing there jobs. Today its the best job in the world the quick cash for the sex programmed punters a guess its like take candy from a baby and it is. However money is no good when your in a body bag so when your using a cock as a cash machine think is there any hidden charges for withdrawing this cash.

Answering thenaags question to me nags i must say your tick all the box as someone who thinks with his dick and dicks dont think enough said about u.

Have u gone to the Psychologist yet? U should do it before writting that nonsense.......

Signed: Two girls very very happy, with own sexual life and healthy brains

[silo]

i dont read books but thanks for reference i ask this question cause if you have state of mind that is ok with fucking 5 strangers in a day. Your heads more messed than the punter he only has to get his head round fucking one stranger you have you do 5. That cant be good for anyones mind short or long time. That all i am say

ugh! I cant bear the thought of five fat ugly sweaty men fucking me legs wide opened! every day! I have to give you girls credit, very brave!.

(I am male putting myself into the girls shoes, and its not a pretty thought already!)

[Violette]

ugh! I cant bear the thought of five fat ugly sweaty men fucking me legs wide opened! every day! I have to give you girls credit, very brave!.

(I am male putting myself into the girls shoes, and its not a pretty thought already!)

I can think of a few that are worse that what I do:

1 Flatulence Analyst

2 Barnyard Masturbator

3 Mosquito Researcher

4 Sensory Deprivation Research Subject

5 Carcass Cleaner

6 Lab Technician

7 Roofer

8 Recycling plant worker

9 Janitor, Porno Theatre

10 Exorcist

11 Embalmer

12 Security Officer, Tower of London

13 Crime Scene Investigator

14 Hermit

15 Zoo keeper

16 Bomb Expert

17 Sanitation Consultant

18 British Soldier, Iraq

19 Plumber

20 Boxer
Kisses V

[TheNads]

These ladies are definitely a unique breed & must be complemented for the inevitable shit they have to put up with. A very lucrative profession, if you have the wherewithall mentally to cope with us lot.

People like this fuckwit have issues with women.
TheNads.

[anitasizzle]

QUOTE=Violette;35430]I can think of a few that are worse that what I do:

1 Flatulence Analyst

2 Barnyard Masturbator

3 Mosquito Researcher

4 Sensory Deprivation Research Subject

5 Carcass Cleaner

6 Lab Technician

7 Roofer

8 Recycling plant worker

9 Janitor, Porno Theatre

10 Exorcist

11 Embalmer

12 Security Officer, Tower of London

13 Crime Scene Investigator

14 Hermit

15 Zoo keeper

16 Bomb Expert

17 Sanitation Consultant

18 British Soldier, Iraq

19 Plumber

20 Boxer
Kisses V[/QUOTE]

What's wrong with being a Hemit? At least you can MASTERBATE in peace and solitude


And there's nothing wrong with being a PLUMBER, especiall in a place like Chicago-plenty of broken pipes and plenty of MONEY

[Quarterpoundher]

I can think of a few that are worse that what I do:

1 Flatulence Analyst

2 Barnyard Masturbator

3 Mosquito Researcher

4 Sensory Deprivation Research Subject

5 Carcass Cleaner

6 Lab Technician

7 Roofer

8 Recycling plant worker

9 Janitor, Porno Theatre

10 Exorcist

11 Embalmer

12 Security Officer, Tower of London

13 Crime Scene Investigator

14 Hermit

15 Zoo keeper

16 Bomb Expert

17 Sanitation Consultant

18 British Soldier, Iraq

19 Plumber

20 Boxer
Kisses V

WANTED :

Gas Leak Inspector required for North Sea Pipe Line,

WAGES: Negotiable

QUAILIFICATIONS: Gullibility and a smidgen of stupidity

SKILLS REQUIRED: Ability to operate a Cigarette Lighter

MUST BE PREPARED TO TRAVEL…


But if you really want to know what the worlds worst job is, let me take you into the dark underbelly of what goes on in the world of Horse breeding…..

People who Cover (put in Foal) a lot of Mare’s as a commercial venture usually have a little Pony Stallion, whose sole purpose is to help ascertain if the Mare is receptive/in season or not, this might have to be done several times a day for each Mare, and is time consuming and dangerous to use the big Stallion whose Gene’s you intend to pass on, as bringing a big full blooded and up for it Stallion and a not interested Mare together is a recipe for disaster and probable injury, including to people, (and lead’s to more then a bad review)

I have a small little gullible Stallion pony for this purpose. You have to picture this poor fecker trotting out every day with a scrappy do, put em’ up, put em’ up attitude when only one of two thing’s are going to happen, either she was on, in which case he got wheeled away and the big gun’s were brought in, or she was not, and he got a kick in the nut’s for his trouble, he’d fall for it every day and would march out every time as if it was his first day on the job and eager to impress. It must count as one of the worst jobs of all time, although occasionally he would get his oat’s, as someone would want a foal that would not grow very big.

I have a huge Stallion at the moment that is permanently up for it, to such a degree that I have to keep him at least two fields away from the nearest Mare and have so much fencing in place you could do a realistic remake of the great escape. But what’s priceless to watch is that he has learned to associate any Horsebox as being say an “Outcall’’ arriving and all you have to do is bang the door of an empty Horsebox and his head instantly appears over the hedge. (From 200 meters and 2 fields away). It just occurred to me that I suppose I’m kind of an Equine Pimp but paradoxically for the Female’s not the Male’s, and I try to run a reputable Agency.

[Violette]

1 Royal Executioner

2 Violin String Maker

3 Tanner

4 Guillermot Egg Collector

5 Iron harvester

6 Biblical Prophet

7 Inland Navigators

8 Lime kiln operator

9 Urine Collector

10 Groom of the Stool

11 Wattle and Daub Construction Expert

12 Charcoal Maker

13 Thief

14 Galley Slave

15 Viking warrior

16 Monk

17 Gravedigger

18 Eunuch

19 Circus Freak

20 Gong Farmer

[Epsilon]

I can think of a few that are worse that what I do:

1 Flatulence Analyst

2 Barnyard Masturbator

3 Mosquito Researcher

4 Sensory Deprivation Research Subject

5 Carcass Cleaner

6 Lab Technician

7 Roofer

8 Recycling plant worker

9 Janitor, Porno Theatre

10 Exorcist

11 Embalmer

12 Security Officer, Tower of London

13 Crime Scene Investigator

14 Hermit

15 Zoo keeper

16 Bomb Expert

17 Sanitation Consultant

18 British Soldier, Iraq

19 Plumber

20 Boxer
Kisses V

Violet I have to object.. Whats wrong with being a bomb expert???????

[Violette]

Violet I have to object.. Whats wrong with being a bomb expert???????

E-Man, well it you like to blow things up, I will remove it from the list. Kisses
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