Originally Posted by
Quarterpoundher
A pair of newly weds who had never been intimate before are in the Matrimonial Bedroom and about to undress when the Groom decides he better broach a delicate matter with his naturally nervous new wife...
Ah dear I should warn you I’m well pretty big down below and well it might make you anxious,
That OK my love, I’m sure I won’t be shocked but I’ll tell you what you go outside the bedroom door and gradually show me what your packing inch by inch and I’ll be able to accustom myself bit by bit..
Wow that’s a great idea.... Ok I’ll do that and goes outside the room, gets himself together and says OK you ready?
Yes dear but remember, nice a slow,
Here comes...and with just the first four inches slowly lumber into view from behind the door,
You OK dear?
Fine, keep it coming
The next four appear and the wife is impressed but a little anxious ah that’s fine to, keep it coming
Another four appear to her astonishment but not wanting to upset her husband takes a deep breath and calls for him to come back in and says that its big but she’ll manage.
With relief in her husbands voice he says, gee honey your the best, but listen do you want me to bring you up anything from the Kitchen while I’m downstairs???,
To which the wife promptly faints...