QP, have you been watching back to back "Carry on" films ???
"straight out with it!"
oh good question btw
lets see serious or irrelevant reply???
Irrelevant I think.
Escort - mmmm tough call between Violette or Brenda - both seem very funny, very capable people with great bodies, so that would keep me amused for a while, as would trying on all their shoes (Did I say that out loud?)