Golden showers by Celebrity Mistress & Sex therapist.. ladyvonteese
Golden Shower (AKA water sport) by Celebrity Mistress & Sex therapist.. ladyvonteese......The does and don’ts - Health and Safety and who the Enjoyment that goes with it too:
• Don’t just call an escort at the last minute and make a booking because more than likely an escort will be just cramming water into her system and when it comes to giving you Golden Showers (ask water sport) it could just be a 5 minuet wonder or not going to happen at all.
• Find someone you know will enjoy performing this type of fetish just as much as you would love to receive it.
• Best time to book an appointment for Golden Showers is always after having the first pee in the morning when waking up, as it’s much more hygienic once the system has been cleaned out after several long hours while they have been asleep and so much more pleasurable for the recipient too.
• Never make a booking straight away (within a hour) to have golden showers because the escort/Mistress will only end up drinking lots of water to make herself pee so she can perform Golden Shower’s on you and when the time comes, most likely it is not going to happen!
• Never ever and I mean NEVER, eat sugar puffs or asparagus within 24 hours of performing Golden Showers as the person is going to stink after eating these products especially. And it will not be a good experience for the person receiving it.
• Make sure the escort/Mistress performing the Golden Showers has not been drinking alcohol excessively or taking drugs, otherwise if you are stopped by the Guards to do a breathalyser you could find yourself in a lot of trouble (that’s if you are into drinking Golden Showers of course) which many enjoy.
• As we all know we are different and into different fetishes and body parts and even how a body part looks or shaped. So if you find an escort/Mistress you would love to experience this with and she hasn’t got it to your liking down below. It would be best to chat about it and see if she may be willing to trim, shave or grow it for the occasion. Don’t forget to have some manner when approaching this subject too and don’t forget time is money and there are a lot of wanky men and timewasters out there from an escorts point of view and she is running a business after all but if you wish to find the right person who really does enjoy Golden Showers then maybe is worth your while investing a few Euros to chat in more detail and find out more about the person you will be sharing this adventure with, so it’s going to be a good one.
• Now without meaning to sound prejudice to the younger escorts/Mistress’s, it’s always best to chose a older lady to share Golden Showers with because the mature ladies are used to doing Pelvic floor exercises (stopping and starting peeing) which will make your experience more pleasurable and keep you waiting and wondering in anticipation whether she is going to drip or dribble on you while she tease’s you as she prolongs the adventure, before splashing all over your body or in some cause make you drink her Champaign. I hope this helps. 
Don’t forget to keep in touch for up and coming tour dates and all my lovely kinky cougar fetish photos and movies coming soon. Until then if you can’t be good, be very careful and lay back and enjoy every single minute of it. Loll
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Last edited by Ladyvonteese; 17-05-13 at 17:48.
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