Kissing escorts~

[Yoyo78]

Hi, i'm meeting my first escort tomorrow,
However for personal reasons i don't want to kiss.

How do i tell her without sounding rude?

Thanks.

[bhoywonder]

tell her 'I don't kiss cos I know where your mouth has been'

[Fitzy]

tell her 'I don't kiss cos I know where your mouth has been'

Jesus mate where have you been hiding , lol you come out when the rain starts to pour mucker lol

[Fitzy]

Hi, i'm meeting my first escort tomorrow,
However for personal reasons i don't want to kiss.

How do i tell her without sounding rude?

Thanks.

In fairness mate I have been kissing escorts for years still haven't caught a funny lip , jeez I did get a cold sore of a can of smithwicks a while back lol

[User300415]

In fairness mate I have been kissing escorts for years still haven't caught a funny lip , jeez I did get a cold sore of a can of smithwicks a while back lol

Smithwicks ????

[samlad]

I'm sure the escort won't mind if you don't want to kiss her. Don't worry about it, fella.

[Yoyo78]

Can anyone give me a ''good excuse'' to tell her why i don't want to kiss~

[bluefan1]

Hi, i'm meeting my first escort tomorrow,
However for personal reasons i don't want to kiss.

How do i tell her without sounding rude?

Thanks.

Firstly, she will not think you rude. It'll probably be a relief if the truth be known. These are professional people and are used to accepting requests - some very strange ones too. Best to clear it up before the meeting, so if the escort accepts texts, send one simply saying, 'BTW i'd prefer if we don't kiss' and it wont be mentioned again, if no texts allowed, then i'd suggest you say exactly the same thing when you're receiving directions to her abode.

Good luck and enjoy...if you're anxious you won't be able to fully savour the experience, so one deep breath and you're on to a winner....

That said, if you have a medical condition you should alert the escort. Be clean, be polite and the escort will be more responsive instantly.

[Fitzy]

Smithwicks ????

Great gargle mate

[JAMESCORK]

Hi, i'm meeting my first escort tomorrow,
However for personal reasons i don't want to kiss.

How do i tell her without sounding rude?

Thanks.

Youre dead right buddy... I hate kissin them hookers too... especially the dirty wans...

But a lot of them get rightly pissed off if you dont... some refuse to give you oral out of spite, so I usually give them a kiss or two on the lips for good measure. Just be careful of the wans that try to slip the toungue in.

Heres a tip, to avoid the crafty wans, stretch a length of cling film over yer gob before kissing. In most visits the room will be dark and they wont notice. This ensures there wont be any unfortunate tongue slipping. Just remember to remove it before you get down and dirty as you may need all arways clear when the going gets rough...


Best of luck bud....