Rant: Ladies, please text us your address. Pretty please...

[bill7]

Apologies in advance for the rant, but I hate wasting an afternoon, and that's just what I've done today.

My beef? If your first language is not English, and you're not proficient enough to describe a beautiful sunset passionately in said English, then please send a text message with your address after we make an appointment instead of carrying on with this weird Irish Escort custom of getting us to call you twice as we get closer and closer to your place of work, and then talking us through reaching your door and ringing your bell.

I've just given up on one such attempted encounter yet again, after spending 20 minutes walking in circles around Grand Canal Square, standing like an eejit outside a coffee shop on a corner only to be given such stellar directions as "turn left" (on a corner, where depending on which side of said corner I'm standing and facing, left is any one of north, south, east and west).

Seriously, in the end I had no choice but to hang up the phone and walk away, after making an idiot of myself for 20 minutes, €200 the better for it, but then that's not he point. A wasted afternoon, all because the woman in question wanted to practice her English by trying to give directions to a flat she is clearly unable to give directions to.

So please, if you don't have really good English -- and even if you do -- can you for the love of God send a text message with your actual address and let us find the place ourselves without your help. We're not mentally challenged - we found you online, we can use Google maps to find your address. This is not the first time this has happened to me -- I'd guess that a third of my Dublin appointments end in me not showing up due to being unable to find the address given, and having no confidence that the girl's English is up to the task of getting me there.

This doesn't happen in London, where half my 'business' takes place. Seems that over there the girls take the opposite approach to their Dublin counterparts -- preferring to text us the address and leave the difficult task of locating said address to the client.

I can't think of a single reason why Irish escorts do it this way. If you want to 'conceal' your address, you're sort of failing because you end up giving it to us in the end anyway. So please, for the love of God, just text the bleeding address will you, so we can have at least a little confidence of finding the place.

[dr love]

Ahhh welcome to the life of a punter , now next time have a back up plan .: doc

[TiffanyTees]

I'm feeling your frustration Bill


Tiff xxx

[MatureEbonyPru38F]

Even in London, where I do most of my escorting, I won't text my address. I'll text the name of the road and the post code. And when you get there and can describe a chosen land-mark, or otherwise confirm that you are actually in the vicinity, and not just an address collector, then and only then do you get the door number.

There are too many men who just want to collect addresses, then turn up out of the blue when it suits them. Because in their little minds, the lady is sitting there waiting for them and them alone and no one else could possibly turn up at the same time.

Sometimes, the convoluted directions are intended to have you standing at a location that the lady has site of. Then she can 1. determine that you are indeed around and genuine about seeing her 2. you are not someone she has previously vowed never to see again trying to get by on a fresh sim card, 3 that you are alone and not about to turn up with a mate or two. We just cannot give our full address out. I get guys that phone and the first word out of their mouth is, can you text me your address? For what? For when? So they can hold on to it and decide or not to come. I want to reserve my door-step for genuine expected gentlemen.

A lady with a poor grasp of language should maybe get a friendly punter who's finally made it there, to type in idiot proof directions that she can copy and paste (if her phone allows her to copy and paste), or save as a template (if her phone allows her to create message templates).

But we can't give out the address because our safety is the top concern. And maybe you don't plan to cause the ladies you visit harm. But the same can't be said of some of the pond life we have to deal with.

xxx

Pru

This doesn't happen in London, where half my 'business' takes place. Seems that over there the girls take the opposite approach to their Dublin counterparts -- preferring to text us the address and leave the difficult task of locating said address to the client.

I can't think of a single reason why Irish escorts do it this way. If you want to 'conceal' your address, you're sort of failing because you end up giving it to us in the end anyway. So please, for the love of God, just text the bleeding address will you, so we can have at least a little confidence of finding the place.

[Fitzy]

Ahhh welcome to the life of a punter , now next time have a back up plan .: doc

Life of a punter doc , what a buzzz hummmmm. As doc says have a back up plan , a good looking bird is only a phone call away . Me old da used to say pearls of wisdom really son there's plenty more fish in the sea , spread yourself around . Lol if you fail try try and try again lol

[dr love]

Life of a punter doc , what a buzzz hummmmm. As doc says have a back up plan , a good looking bird is only a phone call away . Me old da used to say pearls of wisdom really son there's plenty more fish in the sea , spread yourself around . Lol if you fail try try and try again lol

ehhhh a wise man yer da Fitch , ohhhh the buzzzz tis hard to beat .: doc

[Fitzy]

ehhhh a wise man yer da Fitch , ohhhh the buzzzz tis hard to beat .: doc

Lol wise man doc the jury's out on that one lol

[saoirsemac]

eh i wudnt be txting directions and door numbers to everyone who made a booking, ffs if everyone who made a booking and turned up id be retired

plus i kinda like to see the person before door number, to make sure he alone,

u do know girls get attacked alot now yeah?,

id rather loose a booking fee than comprise saftey, like pru i give a landmark or street name, how much info i give tho depends on my level of trust to u turning up, some will get more, others wont,

but by no means do i give out a door number, no girl should till ur sure he is outside and most important he is alone,

also agency pimps etc, often ring to find out locations to get us throw out of hotels and apartments closed,

any escorts i speak too who work elsewhere, will tell u yes other places are more easy going, but this is ireland, different rules different ball game, some ladies wil tell u they never had timewasters till they came here, there is a huge volume of calls to go through everyday working out who real who messing who wants to harm you,

health before wealth always,

[Usernamed]

It's a woman thing. Even women who's first language is English are poor with directions.

[rjcs69]

all you're gonna get when first making contact someone is landmarks, and best directions from there. girls usually have a view so they can see you approaching, just from a safety point of view