Fall in love with your Escort.

[mrbeckham]

LOL Quite pointless i would imagine


Imagine going to the parents for dinner,

Mother: "So how did you 2 meet?" "

Son: "Well in a hotel room after calling a number on a website with semi-naked pics of an attractive exotic woman with a list of services and prices below her shapely toned booty"

Mother: Oh how wonderful a story that is! all while his escort girlfriend cringes and has lightened up like a vibrant tomato-red beacon

Dont know about everyone else but i'm a terrible liar like most people i'd know..

Coundnt see that working, every time you shag her, you'd wonder how many old ugly men had shot inside her before, 100, 500, 1000, 2000 and lets just says the pleasurable sensation generated by elasticity/tightness would have well and truly have faded away. Imagine if kids came along, G


For lack of a more accurate ending:



YUCK!


Would be a rarity if that worked out