Put Downs

[randykman]

Whats the best put down you ever received or for that matter gave?

I was chatting to a girl the other night and told her "You've got the face of an angel."

To which she replied "ahhh that's sweet, and you've got the face of a saint - a Saint Bernard."

[Donmor]

I say to people 'I have a twin sister and we are not a bit alike. She is funny, good looking and intelligent.'

[dob]

My mother told me, " you're nearly as stupid as your father"
Dad and me got a great laugh out of that one

[Usernamed]

I've dropped this on a female or two "I wouldn't piss on your face if your mustache was on fire" usually gets a chuckle. "I wouldn't ride her into battle" is another favourite of mine.

[jay67]

"the best part of you ran down your mothers leg" "your a great advertisement....for blowjobs"

jay67

[Cassandra]

I'm impressed by how flawless your idiotspeak is. You must be a native.

[WatWatWat]

60 million sperm. . And you were the fastest.

[Dub Lad]

Go away or I'm calling the guards for harassing me

[Get up now]

Heard someone say to this lad who thought he was strong, you wouldn't pull the skin off boiled milk

[saoirsemac]

just because you can put your hands down the back of your pants, doesnt mean you can get your hole....

if someone tells yeah not to boil yer waters, answer poiletly, dont worry u wont be burning ur mickey in them

someone calls u fat, turn around, love im only fat coz everytime i fuck ur da he gives me a piece of cake