Scarred...

[Baxter]

For life.

Went old school and bought a pay per view porno.

Its really weird. All these blonde people with pseudo latin accents fucking with all the desperation of dying men...whilst the women gasp and moan like beached narwahls.

Also the reason I like hair down there? It stops skin farts. I hate skin farts.thwack thwack flurrp. Eww

So. As the last porno thread was a zombie thread. What "full length" porn movies are worth watching.

And nothing wierd.like two sleeping women on sunbeds essentially getting molested who then wake up and are all like "Rape? How delightful" flurrp flurrp flurrp.

Would never have the patience to watch a full length porno movie. I like constantly jumping from one video to the next.

[Donmor]

But I have cookies. Everyone loves cookies.

I am on my way!!!!!!!!!