View Poll Results: Punting Census, (The question they should have asked)

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  • 00 This option reserved for me obviously.

    0 0%
  • 01 Fresh outa the box

    1 6.67%
  • 02 Accrington Stanley Division

    0 0%
  • 03 Non league

    0 0%
  • 04 First Division

    0 0%
  • 05 Premier League

    1 6.67%
  • 06 Inter Toto cup

    0 0%
  • 08 Champions League

    1 6.67%
  • 09 Man U level

    0 0%
  • 10 Gifted Amateur

    2 13.33%
  • 11 to 20 Turning Pro

    4 26.67%
  • 21 to 30 Now you’re just showing off

    2 13.33%
  • 31 to 40 Near worn to the nub at this stage

    1 6.67%
  • 41 to 50 Not enough hours in the day

    0 0%
  • 51 to 100 Somebody stop me

    1 6.67%
  • 101 to 200 The damn things liable to ignite

    0 0%
  • 201 to 500 Rest in Peace

    0 0%
  • 500 to ??? Yeah Right

    2 13.33%
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Thread: OK…The Nose is at me again...

  1. #1
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    Default OK…The Nose is at me again...

    This is a private Poll…..

    Just curious as to statistically how many Individual Escorts have you visited, (not counting repeat visits) I was going to do a similar Poll for the Escorts, but its not for me to do, maybe an Escort would set one up for them, if they felt it was not tasteless. Just meant as a bit of fun.

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    Talking Climed That Poll Years Ago!!!

    I'm slightly embarrassed to say I hit the 500 mark years ago!!

    At one time I was visiting escorts at a rate 3/4 per week ............. even saw 2/3 escorts in the same day!! Boredom and too much money can lead to a lot of fun!!

    I've slowed down in recent times finding quality over quantity much more satisfying ................

    Paws
    Gone ........... and forgotten?

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    Default A Lass a day, helps you work, rest and play...

    Quote Originally Posted by bigpaws View Post
    I'm slightly embarrassed to say I hit the 500 mark years ago!!

    At one time I was visiting escorts at a rate 3/4 per week ............. even saw 2/3 escorts in the same day!! Boredom and too much money can lead to a lot of fun!!

    I've slowed down in recent times finding quality over quantity much more satisfying ................

    Paws

    I wondered if my inclusion of the 500 option was going to far, but I actually do believe you Paws, 500 in 14 years is feasible, that’s an average of about 3 a fortnight, I hope you do Preventive mainainene as an Engineer would call it on old faithful as I’d say you blow a head of steam with something like the same Metronome like regularity.

    But have you considered what 500 visits at say E200 each on average comes to, I did the math and am afraid to even write the figure here. I going to have to get into this Male Escorting caper, I been feckin around for years soaked to the skin and near worn to the bone all this time, when all I had to do was lower the tail board a few times a week, madness…….total madness, I’m off now to procure the top of a lucozade bottle and type my Profile, feck this for a game of soldiers…

    Ps

    Can you vote on my behalf on the zero option as I can’t vote with this heap of scrap…

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    It would be interesting to know how many clients an escort has met. I would imagine it would be alot more than the 500 for those that have been around a while. When you think of on average 5 a day 5 days a week possibly more. Not counting repeat visits of course, individual visits.

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    turning pro - thats me !

    an unfortunate pun QP.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thehighwayman View Post
    It would be interesting to know how many clients an escort has met. I would imagine it would be alot more than the 500 for those that have been around a while. When you think of on average 5 a day 5 days a week possibly more. Not counting repeat visits of course, individual visits.

    The only drawback there though would be that if things ever changed legally then the Revenue Dept. would have a benchmark to go by and can you imagine the kind of questions that would be included on the self assessment tax return’s. Not being flippant, there are huge dangers and all, but its not a bad little earner is it, there no daws, its us PAYE and Self assessment mugs that have it arseways…


    Alec,
    That wasn’t meant, and now that I look at option 01, I could have been worded better as well,
    Who is the second 500 plus punter? And the honest skin who choose one.

    Ps.
    Busy Busy week ahead, makin’ Hay while the Sun shines, if it shines (fingers crossed) have to get the Hayshed restocked as clients have been Pming me (No I was not rude eperienced punter, but I do not do specials, I only do exceptional specials ), and it seems to be a firm favorite. it will be the main venue for my Escorting career by the looks of things…

    Q Beauty Bastard…

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    5th to 12th Aug
    Back of the Silage Trailer

    19th to 22nd Aug.
    Front Bucket of JCB

    2nd to 8th Sep
    20 acre field. Don’t forget the rubbers. (Wellys that is)

    If the three legged terrier don’t like the look of ya, appointment will be cancelled without refund.
    And if the Gay Horse likes the look of ya, I suggest you start running…he packs a punch…

    Check our my website at www.studbud.com

    I’m paying for this add if no like, switch off…

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