Well folks you think you heard it all b4 but I think my block of cheese in the fridge is haunted
so I cut a bit of cheese today for some toast and the block of cheese was just looking at me it's like it was saying Y U eat me fucker
and the block of cheese fell onto the floor it's like it jumped off the table and said fuck you
So my cheese is haunted it's a very shy cheese tho it reminds me of me just staring there perving and afraid to say anything.
So my personality is like a haunted piece of cheese
Anyway I carved a pair of diddys into the cheese cause I'm creative.
So show us your cheesy diddys