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    Default Dirty Joke

    girl - baby im wet.
    Boy - want a paper towel?
    Girl - no, i want more then that
    Boy - want 2 paper towels?
    Girl - no, baby i want something big and round
    Boy - damn you want the whole roll?

    Brenda back in Ireland for the summer,check my albums and leave a comment
    No longer blonde but I have my catsuit now,and many others sexy uniforms such school girl

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    Little johnny comes in from school.. Mom i had sex with my teacher today he tells his mother.. YOU did what?? She cries.. Get up to your room and wait until your father gets home. He Will deal with you.. Later that evening the boys father enters his room.. Now son tell me what happened, he asks.. I had sex with my teacher little johnny replies.. OH son i am so proud of you!!.Remember that mountain bike you wanted for christmas .. I am going to buy you that tomorrow. Next day he brings little johnny into the city and buys him the mountain bike for €600..There you go son, off with you.. Take it for a ride.. I can't dad little johnny replies.. My ass is still sore!!!
    2 hands only 1 dick... Aint life a biatch!!

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    Q: Why do women like to have sex with the lights off?
    A: They can't stand to see a man have a good time!

    Brenda back in Ireland for the summer,check my albums and leave a comment
    No longer blonde but I have my catsuit now,and many others sexy uniforms such school girl

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    Q: What do you call a woman who loves small dicks?
    A: Hopefully your girlfriend.

    Brenda back in Ireland for the summer,check my albums and leave a comment
    No longer blonde but I have my catsuit now,and many others sexy uniforms such school girl

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