Just to say sorry in relation to chat room….

[Quarterpoundher]

Got a chuckle outa that, thanks…

Only thing is….and I hate to get to technical, but I’ve done some analysis on the Yanks Plank, (4X2 I hasten to add) and its deffo not Spuce, I think it’s American Ceader which is coniferous also but with a lower moisture content, and if he hits anyone with it, it’ll snap like Westies temper, I’d recommend 10 to 15 year old Ash, to achieve many trouble free and happy hours of whoop ass n’ without the splinters, and to avoid bad vibes traveling up to your wrist.

Would be a challenge for the Sunday World to come up with a headline caption…

QPH…with a USB..in the BOB,,, (Back Of Beyonds)

Wired for “pound”

Information super “Highway”

Greek tragedy for “Epsilon”



West, now your talkin’

“Pleased to meet you…..hope you know my name….but what’s puzzling you, is the nature, of my game.”

Does that lyric seem fitting with respect to another thread?

YouTube - Sympathy for the devil by Guns 'n' Roses

Or perhaps…

YouTube - Guns n Roses Welcome to the Jungle

[thehighwayman]

I have that problem too with my computer. After writing a long emeil or post the computer freezes or the internet breaks down. You have to start from scratch again, very frustrating.

[Quarterpoundher]

I have that problem too with my computer. After writing a long emeil or post the computer freezes or the internet breaks down. You have to start from scratch again, very frustrating.

High Highway….

But at least you can gallop round to wee Daniel’s place on black bess to have a cup of tea,

Like Dan the man said

“A stranger is a Friend you haven’t meet”

I like the sentiment in that, but coming from his mouth, it’s a saccharine overload…

[dubM37]

type up yer long emails/posts in Word*, auto spell checks them, also keeps a temp file on the HD so if it crashes it recovers what you had typed so you don't waste 10 mins of your life.

*I know that is all sad and anal really, I don't do it but don't have that many crashes.

[Quarterpoundher]

type up yer long emails/posts in Word

Mine crashes so often, I think it needs to re sit its driving test, I have to type posts in word, because for some reason absolutely nothing in the dialogue box that you open to write a post in E-I works, not the icons, the lettering styles, letter sizes or italics nothing, the only thing that works is the send button, its only thanks an I.T. guy here (who shall remain ANONymous that I can include smiley’s by typing the symbols for them)

There's a lot to be said for Pen and Paper, OK it would slow things down here a bit ,
but at least the only thing that can go wrong is you run out of ink.

[katxxx]

I do think you should get a new computer..... both of you You can really pick up a simple laptop for less the 300 even.... I'm guessing you don't need it for anything other then emails and looking on the web....
You should put the recovery disc into your copmuter, which wipes everything off... then reset everything from scratch..... and make sure you have Norton antivirus or something on your computer too!!! Or maybe your internet is too slow too!!!!

The voice recording would be great for you I think!!!! You could manage in chat with a faster computer....

xxx

[anon361]

Or maybe your internet is too slow too!!!!

xxx

Ha Ha, he did state he's from Ballygobackward, they just got a new eircom exchange so they can now use Dial-up for the internet, I've heard one of the locals has managed a 33K connection but he has a top of the range 56K modem LMAO,

[Quarterpoundher]

I do think you should get a new computer..... both of you You can really pick up a simple laptop for less the 300 even.... I'm guessing you don't need it for anything other then emails and looking on the web....
You should put the recovery disc into your copmuter, which wipes everything off... then reset everything from scratch..... and make sure you have Norton antivirus or something on your computer too!!! Or maybe your internet is too slow too!!!!

The voice recording would be great for you I think!!!! You could manage in chat with a faster computer....

xxx

I agree, It was fine for purpose up unitll my time here, I just needed it to send Farm and Equestrine related forms, which are ridiculous in number, a computer is up there with a tractor nowadays would you believe.

But Kat, I’m but a simple Farmer/Forester/Stud/Fisherman/Poacher/General Del boy/ my finances would not be up there with yours, maybe you could give a few tips as to how I could branch into the Male Escorting side of things.

High. My names QPH, check out my site and let me show you what “I” can do…my Salmon is Pink, firm, and on permanent migration to its spawning ground…no calls from a landline, and I DO NOT do AWO, GFE passable, and PSE a must see…Shower provided and expected, otherwise it’s the powerwasher, (You chose) can assist in those ‘hard to reach places”. choice of favorites include, the hay shed, 20 acre field, back of a silage trailer, choice of trees in extensive wood, and for those into hardsports, a slurry pit… you are paying for my time, and anything that happen’s in Ballygobackwards, stay’s in Ballygobackwards. My place is easy to find, just look for a thatched cottage,with two chimneys, (there rare) Security at the door includes a three legged Jack Russell with a grudge against the world and a VERY protective gay horse, plus a menagerie of other’s, give me a call, you won’t regret it….(or maybe you might, but thats half the fun, right ?)...

How do ye think I’d fair, any takers ???

QPH voted best Escort by Bigpaws (Sorry Alexi, my day has come)…

[thehighwayman]

High Highway….

But at least you can gallop round to wee Daniel’s place on black bess to have a cup of tea,

Like Dan the man said

“A stranger is a Friend you haven’t meet”

I like the sentiment in that, but coming from his mouth, it’s a saccharine overload…

Hi Quarter...

I suppose I can go down to the little shit for a wee cupa. I can case his joint out while I'm there. I'll be on the lookout for a laptop. If I see more than one I'll send one down to you Quarterpoundher. I wouldn't hold out much hope though, I would imagine the only computer he has is an old amstrad or spectrum from 1985.

[Quarterpoundher]

Hi Quarter...

I suppose I can go down to the little shit for a wee cupa. I can case his joint out while I'm there. I'll be on the lookout for a laptop. If I see more than one I'll send one down to you Quarterpoundher. I wouldn't hold out much hope though, I would imagine the only computer he has is an old amstrad or spectrum from 1985.

Jesus Highway, don’t touch any laptop belonging to the Donegal douchbag, it’ll be packed with every “hit” he ever had, along with every tea and jumper related fetish website in the world. And you might get into the house, but the wee Mammy will NEVER let you back out….

Thanks to all for the Computer advice, but the most I’d stretch to would be 200 or so, I just don’t have the call for anything more expensive, I’ll be going to a Horse fair soon and I might pick up one cheap from a kna……I mean traveler . You name it and it can be got at a fair.

PS

Wanna buy a Gate sir ?…