I agree, It was fine for purpose up unitll my time here, I just needed it to send Farm and Equestrine related forms, which are ridiculous in number, a computer is up there with a tractor nowadays would you believe.
But Kat, I’m but a simple Farmer/Forester/Stud/Fisherman/Poacher/General Del boy/ my finances would not be up there with yours, maybe you could give a few tips as to how I could branch into the Male Escorting side of things.
High. My names QPH, check out my site and let me show you what “I” can do…my Salmon is Pink, firm, and on permanent migration to its spawning ground…no calls from a landline, and I DO NOT do AWO, GFE passable, and PSE a must see…Shower provided and expected, otherwise it’s the powerwasher, (You chose) can assist in those ‘hard to reach places”. choice of favorites include, the hay shed, 20 acre field, back of a silage trailer, choice of trees in extensive wood, and for those into hardsports, a slurry pit… you are paying for my time, and anything that happen’s in Ballygobackwards, stay’s in Ballygobackwards. My place is easy to find, just look for a thatched cottage,with two chimneys, (there rare) Security at the door includes a three legged Jack Russell with a grudge against the world and a VERY protective gay horse, plus a menagerie of other’s, give me a call, you won’t regret it….(or maybe you might, but thats half the fun, right ?)...
How do ye think I’d fair, any takers ???
QPH voted best Escort by Bigpaws (Sorry Alexi, my day has come)…