Just to say sorry in relation to chat room….

[bigpaws]

I agree, It was fine for purpose up unitll my time here, I just needed it to send Farm and Equestrine related forms, which are ridiculous in number, a computer is up there with a tractor nowadays would you believe.

But Kat, I’m but a simple Farmer/Forester/Stud/Fisherman/Poacher/General Del boy/ my finances would not be up there with yours, maybe you could give a few tips as to how I could branch into the Male Escorting side of things.

High. My names QPH, check out my site and let me show you what “I” can do…my Salmon is Pink, firm, and on permanent migration to its spawning ground…no calls from a landline, and I DO NOT do AWO, GFE passable, and PSE a must see…Shower provided and expected, otherwise it’s the powerwasher, (You chose) can assist in those ‘hard to reach places”. choice of favorites include, the hay shed, 20 acre field, back of a silage trailer, choice of trees in extensive wood, and for those into hardsports, a slurry pit… you are paying for my time, and anything that happen’s in Ballygobackwards, stay’s in Ballygobackwards. My place is easy to find, just look for a thatched cottage,with two chimneys, (there rare) Security at the door includes a three legged Jack Russell with a grudge against the world and a VERY protective gay horse, plus a menagerie of other’s, give me a call, you won’t regret it….(or maybe you might, but thats half the fun, right ?)...

How do ye think I’d fair, any takers ???

QPH voted best Escort by Bigpaws (Sorry Alexi, my day has come)…

Sorry QPH but you're are going on my Bad Escort thread .............. it's all just so wrong!!!

Paws

[katxxx]

your profile would be very funny.... and there are lots of people out there, who are into dogging.... not sure about the gay horse though.....
I think I'll get you to write my profile... it needs to get changed anyway and you seem to have a way with words.... just bear in mind this site only allows I think 800 carachters or something like this.....

Why doesn't one of you guys post your old laptop down to him, so qph can get an excelent start in his escort career on top of that hill, in the two chimney house....

xxx

[dubM37]

I've heard about dogging does it really happen, call me innocent but hey not around this city and if so, where!

[Quarterpoundher]

your profile would be very funny.... and there are lots of people out there, who are into dogging.... not sure about the gay horse though.....
I think I'll get you to write my profile... it needs to get changed anyway and you seem to have a way with words.... just bear in mind this site only allows I think 800 carachters or something like this.....

Why doesn't one of you guys post your old laptop down to him, so qph can get an excelent start in his escort career on top of that hill, in the two chimney house....

xxx

800 letter’s !!! Kat, I’d only be scatching the surface of what this little Kitty can do by the time I got to 1000 but I’ll give it a go, I gaurentee extra foot fall, maybe I’ve found my niche in this arena… I’m not cheap though, but I can be a cunning linguist.

9 out of 10 cats prefer Kitty Kat
10 out of 10 Dawgs prefer Pedigree Fun…

My claws are in, and I'm FAR from ruff......ruff,ruff, gimme a call, let me wag your tail, an talk you for a walk

Also do Dom.....SSSSSSSiTTTTT, roll over, STAY.....STAY.....good boy, no...stop...don't lick that just cause your able to . OK its the doghouse for you.

[thehighwayman]

If theres going to be male escorts, I might as well get in on the act. Why not, I'm the Randy Highwayman.

[Quarterpoundher]

If theres going to be male escorts, I might as well get in on the act. Why not, I'm the Randy Highwayman.

Well at least were not in competition, you take the Northwest, I’ll take Munster.

Would you tour Highway ?, would black Bess be up to all those Mountain roads ?…

I’m all right, I’ve the tractor, or I will as soon as Alexi brings it back from the test drive…

STAY OF MY PATCH….

[thehighwayman]

Ok we'll make a deal now I'll take the North and you take the South. I'll have to tour I can't be a resident in my own patch. People will find out my true identity. Wee Daniels got all the grannys here anyhow. I'll do the six counties in the North along with Mayo and Sligo. I'll not be going to Galway as theres gonorhea there. So that's where the line will be drawn. You can take the rest and Galway if you want. You could tour with the Tigergirls. I don't think Bess will be up for it. Can I take one of your horses. I'll swap you, I've got a Massey Ferguson I can trade with you. As for those pimps stay to fuck away from me you little bastards. I swear to God I will shoot. Go ahead punk make my day...

[Quarterpoundher]

Ok we'll make a deal now I'll take the North and you take the South. I'll have to tour I can't be a resident in my own patch. People will find out my true identity. Wee Daniels got all the grannys here anyhow. I'll do the six counties in the North along with Mayo and Sligo. I'll not be going to Galway as theres gonorhea there. So that's where the line will be drawn. You can take the rest and Galway if you want. You could tour with the Tigergirls. I don't think Bess will be up for it. Can I take one of your horses. I'll swap you, I've got a Massey Ferguson I can trade with you. As for those pimps stay to fuck away from me you little bastards. I swear to God I will shoot. Go ahead punk make my day...

Deal, put it there....no not there.....there, Christ you are Randy ...

If your nag is knackered I’ll do you a deal for a little pit pony if you throw in the Massey. I have, you will get the piss taken out of you though as your dick turpin boots will be dragging all over the north, I'd stay away from the 6 counties till the 12th celebrations die down, and they stop marching for 5 minutes before the season starts up again, do they ever stop ?.

Think I’ll leave Galway for the mo, don’t want the go either.

OK that just leaves the West, anyone here from there ? and the East, who’s up for Dublin, its obviously the jewel in the crown, Paws, Ric, Anon can you commute from Navan ?…
Maybe ye could duo or even trio…

[Quarterpoundher]

Sorry QPH but you're are going on my Bad Escort thread .............. it's all just so wrong!!!

Paws

My Pics are NOT fake, you bad man Aidan, I know you. Why I go on bad thread, I all in,no extras. People, I offer him freebie and he accept, put me in bad Escort thread, I don’t care, you don’t know me, who are you, I have many happy punters,………punters ?…………PUNTERS!!! just one sec, I go down celler right now and get one, I have 47 one escaped, ber I think his name was, just wait there, I’ll show you…where are keys ?…. YOU…upstairs now, get typing…username…..let me see……ah I know Ryan 2007, that’s catchy…I’m off to Tyrone….