Escorts V Punters football

[WatWatWat]

Goalkeeper : Sophie X [ so she doesnt have to do much}

Defence : Abby (fast up the wing) Soiarse (The butcherer) LC (brutal) and Sweet Emma (stop any man in his tracks)

Midfield : Rachel (The escorts Ronaldo) English Alex (style+Class) Luna (creative midfielder) Larisa D'Amour (long long legs)

Forwards : Girl called Angi (over 6ft wihout heels !) Ciara (to score ans take her top of in celebration)

i can see lots of hand(on)balls.

[Morpheus]

Its when they swap shirts at the end of the game

Thats when things get nasty Mellors!

You'll have one girl fighting with another over who gets the red shirt and not the blue shirt, cause it goes better with her nails!!

Bring on the cat fight!! Just add oil!

[xagerate]

Right then so as the title says who would you pick as your players.... And who as your opponents ...

Rachel for referee (Impartial ,non confrontational)
Sophie up front (To ensure a thunderous chant of "get ur tits out for the lads" if we are losing and need morale boosting)
Anny Mary(Sexy Lady) as fitness coach (And so be it if she must wear a lycra outfit during sessions..we will put up with it)
JamesCork as the token Corkwegian in case we make a return to Saipan
Shirley as manager..because when the players go wild at the weekends we need a stern figure to make them tow the line
Diana as assistant manager because theres bound to be an xmas party to try get her pissed at and try my luck.
Apple to play midfield to show we eventually found an irish grandfather to make her eligible to play
Yara to add some latino style play to entertain
Eve and Elina as physios as i cant get them as a duo any other way

While i ponder the rest of my lineup i shall nominate SamLad as the TV presenter if Bill O Herlihy isnt available as he makes sure everything stays "okie dokey" .......well he tries

[SophieX]

tldr........

[very shy guy]

Doesn't matter who you pick for your team....it's a pointless waste of time!

The girlies will dress like this...





Then they'd kick us in the nuts (while our tongues were lolling out of our mouths!), and score a goal or two. And it would all be over!

So a pointless waste of time really Cylde.

Now as for the mixed showers at the end of the match.........that's a whole different ball game!!

We would just have to play offside Morpheus.

[xagerate]

tldr........

Cheeky aint ya
Youre dropped, Kitty is in (Better tits)!

[WatWatWat]

Rachel for referee (Impartial ,non confrontational)
Sophie up front (To ensure a thunderous chant of "get ur tits out for the lads" if we are losing and need morale boosting)
Anny Mary(Sexy Lady) as fitness coach (And so be it if she must wear a lycra outfit during sessions..we will put up with it)
JamesCork as the token Corkwegian in case we make a return to Saipan
Shirley as manager..because when the players go wild at the weekends we need a stern figure to make them tow the line
Diana as assistant manager because theres bound to be an xmas party to try get her pissed at and try my luck.
Apple to play midfield to show we eventually found an irish grandfather to make her eligible to play
Yara to add some latino style play to entertain
Eve and Elina as physios as i cant get them as a duo any other way

While i ponder the rest of my lineup i shall nominate SamLad as the TV presenter if Bill O Herlihy isnt available as he makes sure everything stays "okie dokey" .......well he tries

i'm marking Elina. . I'd be all over her. Really.

[SophieX]

Cheeky aint ya
Youre dropped, Kitty is in (Better tits)!

Agreed, Kitty was gorjusss, couldn't take me eyes off her............

Happy prostitute, sorry substitute.....

[Yara]

Rachel for referee (Impartial ,non confrontational)
Sophie up front (To ensure a thunderous chant of "get ur tits out for the lads" if we are losing and need morale boosting)
Anny Mary(Sexy Lady) as fitness coach (And so be it if she must wear a lycra outfit during sessions..we will put up with it)
JamesCork as the token Corkwegian in case we make a return to Saipan
Shirley as manager..because when the players go wild at the weekends we need a stern figure to make them tow the line
Diana as assistant manager because theres bound to be an xmas party to try get her pissed at and try my luck.
Apple to play midfield to show we eventually found an irish grandfather to make her eligible to play
Yara to add some latino style play to entertain
Eve and Elina as physios as i cant get them as a duo any other way

While i ponder the rest of my lineup i shall nominate SamLad as the TV presenter if Bill O Herlihy isnt available as he makes sure everything stays "okie dokey" .......well he tries

I am IN count me in it as long i get to play and to sccoreeeeeeeee hahaha love it xxxx

[Usernamed]

FFS! Man up you fairies. We'd hammer them, mercilessly. Football is serious business. Ladies stick to what you do best.