Excuses to get out the house

**Curvaceous Kate** · 22-03-13, 13:04

What excuses have you used to get out the house and see an Escort? Which ones have worked and which ones have failed?

I've heard quite a few funny ones, especially the ones that fail, so thought it might be fun to share here.

**gunter** · 22-03-13, 13:07

"i'm off to see an escort"...always works!!

**SophieX** · 22-03-13, 13:08

I always wondered what the bf was up to when he said he was off to get another haircut and come back looking the same...

**Curvaceous Kate** · 22-03-13, 13:20

Originally Posted by tipp man

always visit during the day when you are suppose to be at work no problem

Yes I think lots of guys visit when they are supposed to be at work. It's not always possible though.

Quite a few wait for their partner to go away on holiday or if they are visiting friends for a day or two.

**Clyde** · 22-03-13, 13:28

The rubber is bald in the car I'm off the get new ones

**zoozoozoo** · 22-03-13, 13:29

Originally Posted by CurvaceousKate

What excuses have you used to get out the house and see an Escort? Which ones have worked and which ones have failed?

I've heard quite a few funny ones, especially the ones that fail, so thought it might be fun to share here.

Him " going to walk the dog "
Her " we dont have a dog "
Him " going to buy a dog "

**zoozoozoo** · 22-03-13, 13:32

Originally Posted by CurvaceousKate

What excuses have you used to get out the house and see an Escort? Which ones have worked and which ones have failed?

I've heard quite a few funny ones, especially the ones that fail, so thought it might be fun to share here.

One of the good things about working on shifts is that most of the time Im not sure where I should be not to mention what day of the week it is

**Cable87** · 22-03-13, 13:57

I've never been in a co-habitating situation, so my need for making excuses is non-existent! But I imagine that for me, if I ever find myself in need of making excuses, that 'going to the gym' will be my go-to excuses, as for me, since I'm a frequent gym-goer, will make my excuse a plausible one!

**pleasurekerry** · 22-03-13, 17:48

Originally Posted by CurvaceousKate

What excuses have you used to get out the house and see an Escort? Which ones have worked and which ones have failed?

I've heard quite a few funny ones, especially the ones that fail, so thought it might be fun to share here.

...going to pool, or a hike..or anything else makes me look i'm after excercise..!

**TomEA** · 22-03-13, 17:49

Gonna go see a man about a dog

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