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    Default Seeing an escort makes Financial Sense

    Taxi .... €15
    Drinks on bar first .....€20
    Dinner + wine .....€60 (if your a cheap skate)
    Drinks in bar afterwards.......€50 ( you'll meet her friends too)
    Taxi back home...... €20

    total .......€165

    At this stage your to drunk to get it up

    Escort €100 and a great ride ..... simples

    Who loves ya baby......!!

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    Default absolutely spot on

    Quote Originally Posted by Clyde View Post
    Taxi .... €15
    Drinks on bar first .....€20
    Dinner + wine .....€60 (if your a cheap skate)
    Drinks in bar afterwards.......€50 ( you'll meet her friends too)
    Taxi back home...... €20

    total .......€165

    At this stage your to drunk to get it up

    Escort €100 and a great ride ..... simples

    your accountancy skills are amazing

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    Quote Originally Posted by Clyde View Post
    Taxi .... €15
    Drinks on bar first .....€20
    Dinner + wine .....€60 (if your a cheap skate)
    Drinks in bar afterwards.......€50 ( you'll meet her friends too)
    Taxi back home...... €20

    total .......€165

    At this stage your to drunk to get it up

    Escort €100 and a great ride ..... simples

    special one how the fuck are you too drunk to get it up all you spent is 70 euros on drink and that is between 2 people. at a fiver a pint and the lady sticking you for G and Ts a round is close to 15euros.???

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    Quote Originally Posted by name is buck View Post
    special one how the fuck are you too drunk to get it up all you spent is 70 euros on drink and that is between 2 people. at a fiver a pint and the lady sticking you for G and Ts a round is close to 15euros.???
    I know I'm just looking at he lower end of the scale lol when me and the babe go out you'd be lucky not to spend 200+
    Who loves ya baby......!!

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    No. Ya just tell her early on in the night. See ya in supermacs at 2.30. And you eat wat ever she ordered and get her to pay for the taxi.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WatWatWat View Post
    No. Ya just tell her early on in the night. See ya in supermacs at 2.30. And you eat wat ever she ordered and get her to pay for the taxi.
    I like your style ..... But you can't explain that to my sheep, yours are very clever...
    Who loves ya baby......!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Clyde View Post
    I know I'm just looking at he lower end of the scale lol when me and the babe go out you'd be lucky not to spend 200+
    ok my sums bus into towm 6
    euros lots of drink 80 euros
    club 10 euros drink in the club 50 euros
    supermacks 10 euros
    taxi home to my place 35 euros
    and shit i still have not got layed. for 191 euros.

    putting on the buck cape free.
    firing up my trusted steed and ripping into town 3 euros i ride fast.
    mad crazy battle with a super hot sexy lady 100 euros.
    limping back to the buck cave on my steed 2 euros
    total 105 euros and why better fun.

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    I've never actually been on a date where a woman has expected me to pay for everything. We've always split everything 50/50, with no questions asked. I always hear guys talking about having to pay for everything and I just don't understand.

    Don't know if this is a good thing or maybe I just look poor...... and maybe it's why I don't get laid more often!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Clyde View Post
    Taxi .... €15
    Drinks on bar first .....€20
    Dinner + wine .....€60 (if your a cheap skate)
    Drinks in bar afterwards.......€50 ( you'll meet her friends too)
    Taxi back home...... €20

    total .......€165
    and after its all done getting home and not 'having' to listen to her..

    priceless..
    Last edited by funlover12; 07-03-13 at 21:39.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gamey27 View Post
    I've never actually been on a date where a woman has expected me to pay for everything. We've always split everything 50/50, with no questions asked. I always hear guys talking about having to pay for everything and I just don't understand.

    Don't know if this is a good thing or maybe I just look poor...... and maybe it's why I don't get laid more often!!
    your such a gentlemen

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