An interview with EmmaSweet

[Forrest]

Forrest: Firstly, Emma, I would like to thank you for agreeing to let me interview you.
Emma: Ah, Forrest, I don’t mind answering a few innocent questions, but is it really necessary to have me tied to a chair, and what’s with the spotlight shining into my face????

Forrest: Ah come on, Emma, you know that’s not true!!! Do you know how much the luxury hotel suite, and this fantastic hot-tub that we are relaxing in, cost me?? Not to mention the champagne and strawberries!!!
Emma: Ha, ha, I was just joking with you, Forrest. There’s no need to be so serious. If I put my feet just there, will it help you to relax a bit? LOL

Forrest: Mmmmm, yeah, that feels nice……………….so, what were we talking about………..
Emma: I think you wanted to ask me some questions. You better hurry up, before I drink all this champagne and fall asleep before you can take advantage of me.

Forrest: Ok, the first question is something nice and easy. What is your favourite movie?
Emma: Friends with benefits.

Forrest: Very interesting. I think I know the why on that answer too. On the same theme, do you have a favourite actor/actress?
Emma: Justin Timberlake and Mila Kunis. They both make me very horny.

Forrest: I can’t comment on Justin, but I can understand why Mila would get you excited. What type of music do you like, and do you have a favourite singer or band?
Emma: I love dance music, especially Calvin Harris, but good music always makes me happy.

Forrest: I think I have heard of him. Can you sing a bit of one of his songs before we get down to the serious questions?
Emma: You must be fuc*ing joking. I don’t sing, I just dance and shake my bum.

Forrest: Shame about you not singing, but a nice image on the bum shaking. Ok, now to the nitty gritty. What do you enjoy most about your job?
Emma: Meeting new people. What other job will give you the opportunity to meet so many different types of people, and some really nice ones too.



Forrest: I agree, after all, you got to meet me, didn’t you, but is there any aspect of your work that you don’t enjoy?
Emma: Timewasters. They think it’s funny to make arrangements and then not arrive. Also, the one that rings and asks stupid questions. It can be very frustrating.

Forrest: I can’t imagine what it’s like for you and other ladies to have to deal with those idiots. It’s a wonder you remain so calm when genuine clients do arrive with all the grief you get from the TWs. Do you ever get nervous meeting a client, especially forum members/reviewers?
Emma: I am always a little nervous meeting someone for the first time, and not just with this job. Once I get to know them a little, I’m fine. Forum members can be really good, if you have interacted with them for a while on the boards, but a lot of clients don’t use it, so that is not a big issue really.

Forrest: Ok, that’s interesting to know. Now, for the benefit of potential new clients and, possibly, some of your previous ones too, have you any tips on how they should behave:
firstly, when making contact to arrange an appointment, secondly, when they arrive at your apartment for an appointment and, finally, what happens if they cross the line of your comfort zone?
Emma: Firstly, be relaxed and be polite, and don’t ask stupid questions. Most importantly, when you arrive be discrete, and quiet, until we go to the bedroom. If they cross the line, I ask them do they like the colour of the front door, and bring them out to check it, and then close the door behind them.

Forrest: So that’s what being shown the door means. How long have you been working as an escort, and what motivated you to choose this career?
Emma: 5 years in June. Ah, it doesn’t seem that long. Time flies when you are having fun, and there wasn’t a really conscious decision to become an escort. I enjoy sex, and just thought it would be a great way to earn some money, having decided to leave home and move to Ireland. It was probably the best decision I have ever made.

Forrest: I am so glad you did make that decision, as it has been a pleasure to meet you. You have managed to get over 100 reviews, and all very positive. What do you think is the secret to your success?
Emma: I am charming and witty, of course, and genuinely love the company of men and women, and experimenting in and out of the bedroom.



Forrest: I can vouch for your charm, and you have one of the sexiest/dirtiest laughs I have ever heard, but I don’t know much about the experimentation you speak of.
Emma: What do you mean, Forrest? I thought you liked the strapon, or were you faking those moans of ecstacy.

Forrest; No comment, my sweet. Now, quickly moving on, you are pretty well established in Kildare, and I know you have visited Cork? Have you considered touring in other parts of Ireland?
Emma: I will definitely give it some thought, as I would like to see more of Ireland, and I really like Irish people. Maybe I should buy a car, you could drive me.

Forrest: It’s a very enticing idea, Emma, but I’m not sure if you can afford me.
Emma: Ah Forrest, if I say pretty please, and move my hand down here a bit……………..

Forrest: Ok, you have persuaded me, but I think you should move your hand away now, before there’s an accident. Anyway, I know, from meeting you in a professional capacity, that you are very imaginative and adventurous in the bedroom? What really turns you on, and what is your favourite bedroom activity?
Emma: Making the bed, hoovering the floor, and dusting the cobwebs away. Also, the suction from the hoover makes me tingle too, you should try it.

Forrest: Maybe later, honey, but you will have to put your French Maid outfit on.
Emma: That’s fine with me, Forrest, but I may need a little help, as the champagne is starting to make me tipsy.