its just a rip off

[Epsilon]

came out in a rash last night.

I had a client last night whose body odour was a cross between my dad after a Saturday spent at the golf club (round of golf, snooker, few pints of bitter) and my Grandmas' (not on a baking day)

His intimate areas were very clean - but the rest...........??

A 'Full Body Lick' was definitely NOT offered!!!

I think maybe my nose is V. sensitive these days (must be my age......shuffles off to find zimmer frame )

Love T
xxx

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Why dont you hust insist that he take a shower. Or loin him for a shower and then you can make sure all his "bits" are properly washed.
I dint think any punter would refuse to take a shower first, and if he does terminate the date stating that he is a minger.

[Quarterpoundher]

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Why dont you hust insist that he take a shower. Or loin him for a shower and then you can make sure all his "bits" are properly washed.
I dint think any punter would refuse to take a shower first, and if he does terminate the date stating that he is a minger.

Yeah but then Her lecky bill would go through the roof, or maybe the immersion couldn’t take that kinda pressure...

But serioiusly, why should Escorts have to supply a shower or do the scrubbing. I had assumed that maybe they prefered that clients took a shower on site, so to speak, so as they were comfortble that issues like this did not arise, and agree if she was to partake in the shower that would be fun and an ice reaker if visiting for the first time, but she’d run the risk of half melting away from water erosion if she was to do this all the time...


YouTube - Christina Aguilera Feat Missy Elliot - Car Wash

Ps

Don’t forget behind the ears lads.

[Epsilon]

Yeah but then Her lecky bill would go through the roof, or maybe the immersion couldn’t take that kinda pressure...

But serioiusly, why should Escorts have to supply a shower or do the scrubbing. I had assumed that maybe they prefered that clients took a shower on site, so to speak, so as they were comfortble that issues like this did not arise, and agree if she was to partake in the shower that would be fun and an ice reaker if visiting for the first time, but she’d run the risk of half melting away from water erosion if she was to do this all the time...


YouTube - Christina Aguilera Feat Missy Elliot - Car Wash

Ps

Don’t forget behind the ears lads.

Obviously not every single punter. Only the ones with "personal Hygiene Issues", I have to say a hot shower before, is always great, and having a hot shower together is a great way of gettings things started. Its not just punters who need to shower some escorts could do with a freshening up every now and then. I know the majority shower prior to meeting a client but have met one or two that may have forgot....
I see a Poll coming coming up..
Should" shower together" be a service offerd?

[katxxx]

Few things have popped into mind....

Anon is very right, our fannies are not endless tunnels... I came to the conclusion, that the bigger onse cock is, the more they try to force it all the way inside, what's more... the guys with big willies are the once who like to do this left-right, twirling inside.... guys, that does hurt..... and they are big fans of leg over shoulder missionary too... they often say, it's not the size of your cock, it's how you use it...

Regarding washing. it has been discussed and I almost had my head choped off once here over this issue.... I'm very fussy myself, with a nazi attitude over washing.... and I've sent back guys on numerous occasions to shower again.... but how many times can you send a guy back, before it ruins the appointment???!!!! Cos trust me, some camo out "shitty" after wash number 2... and as far as kicking the guy out... now you have probably turned down a few bookings for his slot, he spent 5-10 min undressing-pretending to shower, before lying on the bed, certain services you can refuse of course as they are visible ie. cheese, shit.... but bad bio is not visible and he might be to used to his stink and can not even tell.... you hold your nose for the lenght of time and spray up, open your window etc after....

as far as client beeing late and telling him he needs to leave on time... now it depends how late he is.... look there are guys who show up 20-40 min late...., some don't even let you know they are running late. I leave 30 min between bookings... can text the next guy to arrive ten min late, but he might be on a schedual too., so you can't take the piss... then, if you get whisked out of the door, right on time, you call the ladies clockwatchers. So how late is late here??????

As far as saying on the phone you can come after x booking... it not really meant in a bad way... and I believe it sounds kind of off putting, but mostely it's thinking aloud as you are looking at your sheet.... and we are women...

As far as Paws sugestion goes with the anal... ok if you charge extra, you just give the money back fair and squere, but what if you don't charge extra and the guy IS big AND fuckes like an animal??? I wouldn't be giving a discount.... (in fact I'm considering taking anal off altogeather, just doing it for clients, whom I've seen, as my ass can't cope with the demand..., yet it's expected, cos it's advertised)...


xxxx

[anon361]

I can't understand how anyone can visit an escort and 1. not be clean or 2. at least look for a shower before the encounter, jesus I have a shower every night before I go to bed not because i'm a neat freak but incase I get lucky LOL and for those inpromptu moments; it just wouldn't happen if I thought i wasn't clean. C'mom guys ye are letting us down!!
Now i note a few punters complaining also, now I know it must be a pain in the arse (no pun intended) to have a shower 10-20 times a day not to mention the effect on your skin / hair but it is a necessary evil and also no excuse.
Just my 2 cents worth.

Now I do have one question and I don't want to start a new thread but Kat did brush on the subject:

they often say, it's not the size of your cock, it's how you use it...

I was just wondering, if an escort compliments you on your performance, (for me this happened while I was still at it, I tought strange!), Do you take it as a compliment or is it just to boost one's ego hence elevating the experience, cause i'll be honest it worked for me
Now I don't mean the usual crap "O you so good Bull" an actual compliment!!

[Quarterpoundher]

I'm very fussy myself, with a nazi attitude over washing....

You vill vash your villie, unt til I say kapaut ya,
ve hav vays of making you vash ya…snell, snell you svine…

As for size issues…Kat, thanks for givin an ole dog a new lease of life…
I’m a Quarterpoundher by name and by nature.

Just wondering, on a practical level, having numerous showers between clients or indeed with them must be pretty hard on the hair and PH levels though…

[bigpaws]

Kat
"As far as Paws sugestion goes with the anal... ok if you charge extra, you just give the money back fair and squere, but what if you don't charge extra and the guy IS big AND fuckes like an animal??? I wouldn't be giving a discount.... (in fact I'm considering taking anal off altogeather, just doing it for clients, whom I've seen, as my ass can't cope with the demand..., yet it's expected, cos it's advertised)..."

No Kat, what I actually said was if the guy is too big for Anal then you should tell him so and ask him if he wants to continue the booking with no Anal or just leave there and then with all of his money in his pocket.
He makes the choice and doesn't feel hard done by and you have been upfront and honest so you can't be criticised ........... simple!!

Paws

[katxxx]

So how would that work.... when a guy is soft doesn't give an implication of his full size.... you might have sucked him off even had sex, then he decided he wants anal.... would you give his money back then for exsample???? I wouldn't be prepered to give some of it back either, as that way I open myself for the piss takers....
Also no escort will reserve a slot for an hr or so, to have a look at a guys cock and if it big or whatever send him away...
Do you understand what I mean now....
Anyway, if my ass is broke I just say so on the phone, to try to avoid dissapointment....

[bigpaws]

So how would that work.... when a guy is soft doesn't give an implication of his full size.... you might have sucked him off even had sex, then he decided he wants anal.... would you give his money back then for exsample???? I wouldn't be prepered to give some of it back either, as that way I open myself for the piss takers....
Also no escort will reserve a slot for an hr or so, to have a look at a guys cock and if it big or whatever send him away...
Do you understand what I mean now....
Anyway, if my ass is broke I just say so on the phone, to try to avoid dissapointment....

In that case don't advertise Anal at all Kat .............. just offer it to a client if you feel up for it during a booking .......... again quite simple, no need to complicate things.

Paws