its just a rip off

[Quarterpoundher]

You do know lads the the lenght of a womans vagina before she has a baby is only 4 inchs long!! Thats why if you start ramming it in staight away it hurts cause it hasn't had the time to lubricate and stretch so altough I have no complaints about my size to make those small fella's feel better it's like DD tits any more than a hand full is a waste

Don’t mock the afflicted Anon, Yours is probably down to all the zinc dust in the air from that mine, that caused a local genetic anomaly (must move to Meath, must move to Meath) but alas I have to tie a piece of string to it in the winter,or I lose it in a bad frost. But length aside, the issue of girth is far more relevant, as it is also to the concept of a padded condom. At the risk of wrecking your head again, can you ask your contact’s as to the most fashionable colors for such a thing,, it wouldn’t necessarily have to be color co-ordinated so to speak...

[anon361]

Don’t mock the afflicted Anon, Yours is probably down to all the zinc dust in the air from that mine, that caused a local genetic anomaly (must move to Meath, must move to Meath) but alas I have to tie a piece of string to it in the winter,or I lose it in a bad frost. But length aside, the issue of girth is far more relevant, as it is also to the concept of a padded condom. At the risk of wrecking your head again, can you ask your contact’s as to the most fashionable colors for such a thing,, it wouldn’t necessarily have to be color co-ordinated so to speak...

At first toughts I said Red but the images of pulling your (little ) willy out covered in red brought too many disturbing images to mind So a nice shade of pink to colour co-ordinate with the surrounding furniture would be nice
You could even offer them in an arrange of colours to suit your sexual preferences, Brown for instance LOL

[Quarterpoundher]

At first toughts I said Red but the images of pulling your (little ) willy out covered in red brought too many disturbing images to mind So a nice shade of pink to colour co-ordinate with the surrounding furniture would be nice
You could even offer them in an arrange of colours to suit your sexual preferences, Brown for instance LOL

I’ve taken on board your suggestions, and have raided the closet (I wasn’t in it btw ) and have come up with some options that might work.


Ps

Don’t fall down any mine shafts or anything...

[anon361]

have raided the closet (I wasn’t in it btw )

Ps

Don’t fall down any mine shafts or anything...

Didn't you hear, there's a gold rush on in Monaghan nobody wants zinc anymore!!
I just realised the comment I made:

colours to suit your sexual preferences, Brown for instance LOL

the "your" being a generalized term and not actually meaning You but I got a laugh from your response so i'm happy with the confusion

[Quarterpoundher]

Didn't you hear, there's a gold rush on in Monaghan nobody wants zinc anymore!!
I just realised the comment I made: the "your" being a generalized term and not actually meaning You but I got a laugh from your response so i'm happy with the confusion

I’m here all week folk’s (but no landlines or unidentified mobiles will be answered)

I’m strictly Pink in Pink, were at all possible. But you know what they say, any port in storm...


Ps

Everyone up to Monaghan, grab yer pricks....I mean picks...
and round up the pussy...I mean possie....

Ders gold in dem dar hills...

[experienced punter]

Back to the original post getting simply ripped off by escorts is commonplace, the thing about lackof hygeine well i am sure this is only the minority of punters, i have been ripped off many times clockwatchers different girl advertised etc .
While i'm on the subjct of clockwatchers please escorts when u arrive late for an apppointment don't give us this crap about having to be out before the hr. as u have another appointment as u say straight after this is Disgraceful
Also when a punter rings for an appointment for say 8pm dont say u 'have a booking for 7pm & can come straight over after' keep it to yourself as we wont be booking nothing more offpunting..

[bigpaws]

The girls doesn't provide the service because.....

He wants a GFE - He tastes of 20 B&H and last nights 8 pints

He wants rimming - His backside is none too clean

OWO - Knob cheese

Anal - Cock circumference of coke can (yes, they do exist)

Reverse Oral - He uses his teeth instead of tongue

etc etc



Instead of banging on about being 'ripped-off' why not step back a little and ask yourself the reason WHY? she wont provide a service.

If it is a blanket refusal then yes - fair enough, but if in a FR she has provided the service to a fellow punter and wont to you - ask why..............

T
xxx

I think an escort has an absolute right to refuse any service for any reason and it's up to her to decide if she will or won't tell her client her reasons for not providing a certain service(s) ............ however it is imperative that the escort is also up-front and honest with her client about which service(s) she will or won't be providing to HIM giving him the option of keeping his money or deciding to continue the appoinment minus said service(s).

This nonsense of an escort taking a clients money THEN deciding "hey your cock is too big for anal so it's not gonna happen, let's get on with the rest of it anyway ........." is just not acceptable!!
It should be more like "I'm sorry you're too big for anal ........... would you like to continue the booking anyway or leave with your money??". The client makes his decision based on the escort making her decision and then nobody needs to complain later ............. simple really if you think about it!!

Paws

[Taylor of Manchester]

came out in a rash last night.

I had a client last night whose body odour was a cross between my dad after a Saturday spent at the golf club (round of golf, snooker, few pints of bitter) and my Grandmas' (not on a baking day)

His intimate areas were very clean - but the rest...........??

A 'Full Body Lick' was definitely NOT offered!!!

I think maybe my nose is V. sensitive these days (must be my age......shuffles off to find zimmer frame )

Love T
xxx

[roryman]

came out in a rash last night.

I had a client last night whose body odour was a cross between my dad after a Saturday spent at the golf club (round of golf, snooker, few pints of bitter) and my Grandmas' (not on a baking day)

His intimate areas were very clean - but the rest...........??

A 'Full Body Lick' was definitely NOT offered!!!

I think maybe my nose is V. sensitive these days (must be my age......shuffles off to find zimmer frame )

Love T
xxx

If you think thats bad, what about all the poor young girls who have to massage people at health farms and spars. I had a friend working there and she said that some never wash under the folds of fat, but they still expected a full body massage - and they were mostly women

[bigpaws]

came out in a rash last night.

I had a client last night whose body odour was a cross between my dad after a Saturday spent at the golf club (round of golf, snooker, few pints of bitter) and my Grandmas' (not on a baking day)

His intimate areas were very clean - but the rest...........??

A 'Full Body Lick' was definitely NOT offered!!!

I think maybe my nose is V. sensitive these days (must be my age......shuffles off to find zimmer frame )

Love T
xxx

I would have a very simple solution to a problem like that Taylor ............ terminate the appointment and give him back his money.

Paws