Escorts, have you ever thought of writing a book ?

**UKHeather** · 09-01-13, 21:31

Originally Posted by Sweet Rachel

One small note: his dick is not big ..

It's okay. In the fantasy I have for Mellors, mine is!

**mellors** · 09-01-13, 21:43

Originally Posted by UKHeather

Imagination. I could write more than 2 pages and Ive never met him!

I think I'll call it Me, You, And B&Q

Brilliant, ....there is a chapter on sex in a garden shed and other gardening implements !!

Originally Posted by Sweet Rachel

One small note: his dick is not big ..

Right... next time i ask for anal, i'm not taking any of that 'But Mellors your cock is too big" bollocks

**El Diablo** · 09-01-13, 22:04

There's one out there already...

http://www.independent.ie/entertainm...y-3009785.html

**emmasweet** · 09-01-13, 22:15

Fifty Shades was wrote by woman,now is time Mellors to write book

**mellors** · 09-01-13, 22:19

Originally Posted by emmasweet

Fifty Shades was wrote by woman,now is time Mellors to write book

We'll be rich babe !! (you have a special chapter )

**emmasweet** · 09-01-13, 22:35

Originally Posted by mellors

We'll be rich babe !! (you have a special chapter )

I hope to be anonymous name lol

**F007** · 09-01-13, 23:12

Every book tells a good story ( in it's own way!) but the key to helping the sales is it's Title

Pick your Title and build your story...

For example...

The Truth about ESCORTING

If you wish to use this Title, I want royalties 20% Ha! Ha!

**Ted E Bear** · 09-01-13, 23:18

Originally Posted by 007

Every book tells a good story ( in it's own way!) but the key to helping the sales is it's Title

Pick your Title and build your story...

For example...

The Truth about ESCORTING

If you wish to use this Title, I want royalties 20% Ha! Ha!

I would think something more like MELLORS ON YELLERS would be better.

**Cassandra** · 10-01-13, 01:09

really hasn't stopped the majority of new writers out there, plus you're keeping the editors in a job.

Thought about it, but as a poet it'd be hard. Prose is an entirely different language.

**JAMESCORK** · 10-01-13, 01:46

Originally Posted by Sweet Rachel

You will need lot of imagination and fiction to make 2 pages

xx

I recon it could be done.....

________________________________________________________________________________ __________________

Mellors

A Biography

By Mature Abby

Page 1.
________________________________________________________________________________ __________________

Chapter1

"What ya mean your finished" Abby exclaimed.."that was it?"

Fin.

Page 2.
________________________________________________________________________________ __________________

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